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Wacky Want's an Update!
Oct 23, 2008 | 9:54 PM PST
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Entertainment
Hi everyone!
I haven't been around the blogs much lately. My life is insanely, wonderfully busy! I only manage to swing about 30 minutes of "blog time" late at night and I tend to get a little sleepy by the time I finish reading all the political blogs!
I miss my friends and I just want to know what everyone is up to these days. Stop in and let me know!
Happy Birthday, Serenity!
Jul 31, 2008 | 6:23 AM PST
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Entertainment
My baby girl is 17 today and my goodness time flies!
We named her Serenity & we knew right away the name didn't quite fit: She was born screaming & hasn't shut up since! At 4'11", she is a tiny little thing with a personality bigger than life and a mind all her own!
Serenity, your unselfishness touches my heart. You have grown into a wonderful young lady and I am proud of you!
I Love You.
Hi there everyone & happy summer!
I hope you are all well & enjoying the this early summer...despite bieng plagued by seemingly never ending rain!
I have been crazy busy these past few weeks and have missed the blogs terribly! I have posted a few, highlighting some of the most exciting things like Boy Scouts & Brie's high school graduation, but I haven't had much time for "blog-surfing"!
Joey has also "graduated" from pre-school... so I will be completely lost next year when he goes to kindergarten! J.J. has passed to the 2nd grade with flying colors and Serenity will be a senior next year. My granddaughter, Princess Zoe, turned 3 this month - unbelievable!
Okay, now for the most interesting news of all.....
I got a job!
Well, if you want to call it that. I'm working at the day camp at Kelly's Martial Arts, or "Super Summer Martial Arts Kamp", in the afternoons, trading my time so that my boys can go all summer and participate in all kinds of activities. They get to do Tae Kwon Do, learn sign language, take swimming lessons, go on hikes and get just plain worn out! It is alot of fun, but they are already wearing this old lady out!
Please stop in & let me know what you're up to!
LHS 2008 Graduation
May 26, 2008 | 5:56 AM PST
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Entertainment
Well she did it!
My beautiful Brittani finally graduated high school! I can't believe how quickly time has flown!
Come in and see my girl on her big day!
Saturday was by far one of the most exciting days a Cub Scout could ask for!
My den took a field trip to J.B. for a day filled with adventure! We started out on a hike just over a mile long, looking for deer and learning map orientation along the way. Our hike ended at the Powder Magazine Museum, where we enjoyed a private tour through military history. Much to our surprise, they were all very well behaved and paid close attention to our guide!
Once finished there, we boarded a 5 Ton Army truck for a ride to the post, where we enjoyed a real "Army" lunch - MRE's ! Darrin (my co-leader) showed the boys how to "cook" their food and then regaled them with exciting tales of life in the field. Fun things, like how to make an MRE bomb, Ranger Pudding and how easy life is when you get 4 squares of TP a day and how to make it last!
When we were finished with the scouts, I took my boys over to another museum in the park (JJ was thoroughly spooked in there!) and we snapped a few photos in the garden.
We had an absolutely wonderful day! Darrin set this up for us and he did a great job! Our driver came in on his day off to give us a ride and "secure" our lunches! Our tour guide did great with all the 1st grade boys and a few "tag along" siblings. Thank you to all of them!
I made a slideshow of our trip, come on in and check it out!
All morning Joey has been making references to the 1970's. Things like "I haven't seen this show since the 1970's, mom!"
Finally I said, "What is it with the 1970's, Joe?"
He gave me this look, and says (with a tone that I should KNOW this already)...
"Mom, I was born in a cornfield in the 1970's and woke up in the future!"
WHERE does he come up with this stuff??
LHS Prom Night 2008
Apr 6, 2008 | 2:14 PM PST
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Entertainment
Last night my Brittani had her prom! Oh my goodness, these kids looked so awesome!
Their prom was held at the Fox Theater...what an AMAZING place to be on such an unforgettable night! The theme was "The Phantom of the Opera" and the kids most definitely fit the bill!
Please come inside for a look at these beautiful young ladies and their handsome escorts!
Happy Saturday Glenn!
Mar 29, 2008 | 7:34 AM PST
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Entertainment
What?? No Saturday "Song of the Day"?
I am SOOOOO disappointed!
A Boring Friday Night
Mar 21, 2008 | 9:21 PM PST
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Entertainment
I am soooo bored!
It's Friday night. Brie is in Florida. Seren is at my daughter Jessie's house. The boy's are at MY sister's house. Jeff doesn't feel good so he is in bed already. The house is clean. I don't feel like doing laundry.
I made a slideshow. Exciting.
It's inside if you wanna look.
Happy Birthday Brittani
Mar 19, 2008 | 6:38 AM PST
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Entertainment
My little girl is turning 18 tomorrow! Once again, she is headed off on another of her "Adventures"...this time to Florida!
Brittani, I am so proud of you! I cannot believe how fast you have grown. You have gone from bieng my precious baby girl in "Ruby Red Slippers" to a "World Traveler" in the blink of an eye!
You are so special and so smart. You have a heart of gold and an adventurous spirit. I admire your bravery and determination, you know what you want and you go after it! Don't ever lose that.
Have a wonderful birthday and an exciting trip! I love you!
p.s. Don't come home with any tattoos!
Please come inside for a peek at a few of the places my girl has been...
Hi there, everyone! Thanks to Glenn's "Song of the Day" contest, I won tickets to the Boogie Ball last night!
Since there were only 2 tickets I had to think carefully about who to take with me. Neither Jeff nor my sister could go, so my good friend Bev went with me...it was nice to get out and do something together NOT related to Girl Scouts!
Oh my goodness, we had so much fun! Everyone was dressed up, many in vintage "Disco" fashion! Pertz & Randi looked awesome...unfortunately I didn't get any pictures of them!
I did, however, get lots of pictures of the show! Come in & check them out!
You all know that I don't REALLY hate anyone...it goes against my nature...
But this is funny, so I'm passing it on!
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
3. When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. Darn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it is. Why the heck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their hineys!
5. When people say while watching a film 'Did you see that?'. No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
6. People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'.... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8. When people say 'life is short'. What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the bus come yet?'. If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?
Why God Made Mom's
Jan 28, 2008 | 8:22 PM PST
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Entertainment
Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions:
Why did God make mothers?
1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
2. Mostly to clean the house.
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.
How did God make mothers?
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.
What ingredients are mothers made of ?
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.
Why did God give you your mother and not some other Mom?
1. We're related.
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me.
What kind of little girl was your Mom?
1. My Mom has always been my Mom and none of that other stuff.
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
3. They say she used to be nice.
What did Mom need to know about dad before she married him?
1. His last name.
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?
Why did your Mom marry your dad?
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot.
2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on.
Who's the boss at your house?
1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball.
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.
What's the difference between moms &dads?
1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work.
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
3. Dads are taller &stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's.
4. Moms have magic; they make you feel better without medicine.
What does your Mom do in her spare time?
1. Mothers don't do spare time.
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.
What would it take to make your Mom perfect?
1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
2. Dye it. You know her hair. I'd dye it, maybe blue.
If you could change one thing about your Mom, what would it be?
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
2. I'd make my Mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.
Leave it to Joey!
Jan 8, 2008 | 8:45 AM PST
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Entertainment
The little lovebug has done it again! Another trip to the ER, this time with a broken heel!
Yep, his heel!
Apparently he was skydiving (out of SKYFOX mind you!)and someone put a rock in his parachute so it didn't work.
Or it could have been the robber that jumped down out of the attic and dropped a rock on his foot.
Then again, Freddie Krueger is real you know and he may have jumped down from the attic, hit him with the attic door then magically disappeared.
He also might have stepped on the light when he was crawling across the ceiling.
I think what really happened was he jumped off the top bunk onto a bean bag and a toy was hiding underneath!
Don't you just love the imagination?
The ER doc said in all the years she has been a doctor she has never seen a child break their heel. The orthopedic doc said the same thing!
Leave it to Joey!
Pictures inside!
Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work,more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.
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