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EVEN GOD ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH!
Apr 2, 2008 | 10:50 AM
Category: Faith
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There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:

1. He called everyone brother

2. He liked Gospel

3. He didn't get a fair trial

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:

1. He went into His Father's business

2. He lived at home until he was 33

3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother

was sure He was God

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:

1. He talked with His hands

2.He had wine with His meals

3. He used olive oil

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:

1. He never cut His hair

2.He walked around barefoot all the time

3. He started a new religion

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:

1. He was at peace with nature

2. He ate a lot of fish

3. He talked about the Great Spirit

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:

1. He never got married.

2. He was always telling stories.

3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:

1. He fed a crowd at a

Moments notice when there was virtually no food

2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it

3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do

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kurkel read my blog view my photos
Apr 2, 2008 | 11:13 AM

Wacky you dont waste any time...lol...I just saw you less than an hour ago!...hee hee...
jeanette read my blog view my photos
Apr 2, 2008 | 2:12 PM

LOL I am glad you blogged this.
I love it.
dannbetty read my blog view my photos
Apr 3, 2008 | 7:55 AM

That's rich.
inriislord read my blog
Apr 3, 2008 | 11:29 AM

nice i like it and im sure Jesus does too, He does have a great sense of humor.
VBallR
Apr 3, 2008 | 12:18 PM

Good one!
stlgirl read my blog view my photos
Apr 3, 2008 | 12:28 PM

lol loved it!
michelle4wellness read my blog view my photos
Apr 3, 2008 | 7:12 PM

Oh that is really, really funny! Wacky, considering that you are sitting right next to me eating Perky-O's, I would say you are enjoying yourself tonight! :)
wackymom read my blog view my photos
Apr 3, 2008 | 8:54 PM

Yes ma'am I am! Are you ready to get out your "clickers" and bare that belly?

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snoopydad24 read my blog view my photos
Apr 4, 2008 | 7:39 AM

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mnmfarmer read my blog view my photos
Apr 4, 2008 | 7:55 AM

LOL!!
farmersdauter read my blog view my photos
Apr 4, 2008 | 8:08 AM

really enjoyed that!!!
stephan read my blog view my photos
Apr 4, 2008 | 3:37 PM

Too funny!LOL I think he does for sure, have you ever took a good look at a platypus!lol What was he on when he made me!lol
imapayne read my blog view my photos
Apr 8, 2008 | 7:19 AM

I got that in an email. Did I email that to you???? Pretty funny.
IneedUrHelp read my blog
Apr 8, 2008 | 10:36 AM

It is funny, but couldn’t email it around work. It would be considered discriminatory or prejudicial. Isn’t that a shame we can’t poke fun in fun anymore. :(
Mutatis-Mutandis read my blog
Apr 12, 2008 | 2:24 PM

Haha, that was good.
marvoe read my blog view my photos
Apr 12, 2008 | 11:35 PM

hahahah.........that was too funny!
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The privilege of a lifetime is being who you are. I am a goofball with entirely TOO much time on my hands...yeah, well, the GOOFBALL part is true anyway!

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