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9 Things I Hate About Everyone...
Feb 5, 2008 | 1:27 PM
Category: Entertainment
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You all know that I don't REALLY hate anyone...it goes against my nature...

But this is funny, so I'm passing it on!

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

 2. People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3. When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. Darn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it is. Why the heck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their hineys!

5. When people say while watching a film 'Did you see that?'. No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6. People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'.... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8. When people say 'life is short'. What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the bus come yet?'. If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?
 
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mr_wildflower read my blog view my photos
Feb 5, 2008 | 1:36 PM

OK Wacky.... Maybe you need to switch to decaf for the rest of the day.....
suzseeq read my blog view my photos
Feb 5, 2008 | 1:59 PM

OMG!! LMAO! THOSE WERE GREAT!!!

:) :) :)

Thanks Wacky

and sooooooo true:) LOL
mechany144 read my blog view my photos
Feb 5, 2008 | 2:12 PM

Good chuckle for the day.
I like when someone asks me how is the weather up there. I tell them wait a second shrimp, you will find out.
kurkel read my blog view my photos
Feb 5, 2008 | 2:38 PM

lol...funny wacky....
snoopydad24 read my blog view my photos
Feb 5, 2008 | 2:40 PM

Spanking

Thank you mam may I have another!

ROFLMAO
harp read my blog view my photos
Feb 5, 2008 | 2:53 PM

lol THAT WAS RALY FUNNY THANKS FOR SHARING...
superjaybrd read my blog view my photos
Feb 5, 2008 | 3:28 PM

ROTFLMAO!!!!!! I sooooooooo needed that laugh today, Wacky!! Oh, boy...Good one.
suzseeq read my blog view my photos
Feb 5, 2008 | 3:59 PM

ok; wacky; got another one for ya...

Ron and I went for a drive; we were driving past the funeral home and there were about three cars there..and he says to me.."who's in there tonight"
and I just started laughing; because I was thinking of your blog; so I said; " I don't know, not me" then said; why do people ask questions of someone when they already know, that person would in no way know the answer?
Told him I had to come add that to your 'things I hate' blog.
It has nothing to do with the funeral home, per say; just wonder why people ask other people questions; when they know they don't know the answer either.
nightpanther99 read my blog view my photos
Feb 6, 2008 | 12:09 AM

THOSE ARE FUNNY WACKY !!!!!!! AWESOME BLOG
pinkeclipse read my blog view my photos
Feb 7, 2008 | 6:22 AM

so true..so true
i like it when you ask someone a question and they say WHAT? if you wait long enough, you'll get an answer because you know they really heard you.
:O)
Speedy62269 read my blog
Feb 11, 2008 | 12:12 PM

Great stuff! I enjoyed it all and need this type of blog on a weekly basis - preferably on Mondays.
FIGMAN read my blog view my photos
Feb 12, 2008 | 9:33 PM

Wacky...I love the axe murder pictures...!
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The privilege of a lifetime is being who you are. I am a goofball with entirely TOO much time on my hands...yeah, well, the GOOFBALL part is true anyway!

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