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The Honeymoon
Jan 22, 2008 | 4:46 PM
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I love this one!

 

Mike was going to be married to Karen, so his father sat him down for a
Little chat.
He said, "Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our
Honeymoon suite I took off my pants, handed them to your mother,and
Said, "Here - try these on."
She did and said, 'These are too big,;I can't wear them."
I replied, "Exactly, I wear the pants in this family and I always will."
"Ever since that night we never had any problems."

"Hmmm," said Mike.  He thought that might be a good thing to try. On his
Honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Karen, "Here - try these
On."
She tried them on and said, "These are too large. They don't fit me."
Mike said, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will.
I don't want you to ever forget that."

Then Karen took off her pants and handed them to Mike. She said,
"Here-you try on mine."
He did and said, "I can't get into your pants."
Karen said, "Exactly. And if you don't change your smart ass attitude,
You never will."
And they lived happily ever. 
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clevebtch read my blog view my photos
Jan 22, 2008 | 5:17 PM

Another great mark for woman-kind! LOL!
survivormom read my blog view my photos
Jan 22, 2008 | 5:33 PM

Wahooo!!!
Catastrophe2 read my blog view my photos
Jan 22, 2008 | 8:09 PM

he he he Its a good one
WannabQueen read my blog view my photos
Jan 23, 2008 | 2:27 PM

LOL LOL LOL
CAKhomelodge read my blog view my photos
Jan 23, 2008 | 5:15 PM

women rule!ha just goes to proove WE ARE THE BETTER HALF.
CAKhomelodge read my blog view my photos
Jan 23, 2008 | 5:17 PM

survivormom...I was reading your bio ...so tell me how many times have you pinned your man?lo( just funning with ya).
caseyjones38 read my blog view my photos
Jan 23, 2008 | 7:35 PM

The country bumpkin boy marries the hillbilly girl, and time goes on and he doesn`t touch her, Finally, in desperation, she goes to the doctor. She explained the situation to the doctor and said " Is there something wrong with me ? " So the doctor examined her and said, " You`re a fine,young girl. I think you had better bring this young fellow in so I can have a talk with him." so she did. The doctor said to the boy " Now son, you have a fine, young woman here, and she has to be taken care of." The boy says " I take care of her Doc. I buy her everything she needs." Then the doctor says " No, I mean she has to be satisfied." to which the boy replied, " Oh, she must be satisfied. She never complains about nothin`." The doctor says, " No, No,you dummy ! Here`s what she needs !" and proceeds to drop his` drawers and physically show the kid what she needs. When he was finished, he said," Now you see that she gets this at least three times a week." The boy said, " Well, I can bring her in on Monday and Wednesday, but Friday, she`ll have to ride the bus."
survivormom read my blog view my photos
Jan 24, 2008 | 5:59 AM

I win everytime Cak....hehehe :o)

LOL casey, too funny!
CAKhomelodge read my blog view my photos
Jan 25, 2008 | 4:28 PM

you go girl!
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I am a stay at home mother of 3. I am engaged to a wonderful man. We enjoy camping, fishing, football, wrestling and basketball. I am very involved with the schools and in my spare time, I like to write and do scrapbooks.

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