Hi there,
This is a Spike update, neighbors have spotted Spike in the hood! Yep! It appears that he is hanging out with a pack of stray dogs. My son saw him, but couldn't catch him. Spike wouldn't come when he called him. Spike just ran away with the rest of the pack. I wouldn't be surprised if Spike doesn't have tatoos and body piercings! Here I am crying my eyes out, and he's out whoring around! Hanging out with a gang! I raised him better that. These young pups, what are you suppose to do? Just wait until I get my hands on him! Speaking of....does anyone have an idea HOW I could catch him? If he runs from my son, he will run from me too. The last time I tried catching him, I fell and hurt my knee!(I wonder if Brian Loncar would take my case?) heeeheee....any suggestions would be greatly appreciated! Thanks for your help!
Spikeymaxx
I'm beside myself with grief. My dear little Spike ran away. I don't know if he got lost or what. During the last storm my fence got blown down. Spike and Bradley both ran off. Bradley came back home. Spike did not. I don't know if he got hurt, or stolen. I've checked with the dog pound, with the neighbors(who all know Spike), but no one has seen him. He is so little and cute. I hope someone found him and fell in love with him as I did. I will never stop crying on the inside. No one will ever know how much I loved that little dog. I will leave him as my avatar a little while longer. I just can't bear to take it down right now. I'm so hurt, I can't even think of a poem for him. Those of you who have been a part of this blog nation a while know that I am a bit of a poet. I loved making up stories about Spike and Bradley. They are two of the smartest, sweetest pets ever! I taught writing about losing Spike would help. It just makes it hurt even more!
Spike is a miniture weiner dog with markings like a Doberman. He will answer to his name. He gets very excited and will pee at the drop of a hat. Has anybody seen him? He lives in Garland, Texas. If you have him, please love him with all your heart as I still do. Thanks!
DIFFERENT WAYS OF LOOKING AT THINGS
(or the uncertainty of the English language)
Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and values Stu said, 'I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, Did you?
'Leroy replied, 'I'm not sure, what was her maiden name?'
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A little boy went up to his father and asked: 'Dad, where did my intelligence come from?'
The father replied. 'Well son, you must have got it from your mother, 'cause I still have mine.'
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'Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,' the divorce Court Judge said, 'And I've decided to give your wife $775 a week,'
'That's very fair, your honor,' the husband said. 'And every now and then I'll try to send her a few bucks myself.'
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A doctor examining a woman who had been rushed to the Emergency Room, took the husband aside, and said, 'I don't like the looks of your wife at all.'
'Me neither doc,' said the husband. 'But she's a great cook and really good with the kids'.
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An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years.
The Wizard says, 'Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you'.
The old man says without hesitation, 'I now pronounce you man and wife.'
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Two Reasons Why It's So Hard To Solve A Redneck Murder.
1. The DNA all matches.
2. There are no dental records.
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A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks, 'Can you tell me how long it'll take to fly from San Francisco to New York City ?'
The agent replies, 'Just a minute..'
'Thank you,' the blonde says, and hangs up.
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Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder of Juan Gonzalez.
'How was he killed?' asked one detective.
'With a golf gun,' the other detective replied. 'A golf gun?!
What is a golf gun?' 'I don't know. But it sure made a hole in Juan.'
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Moe: 'My wife got me to believe in religion.'
Joe: 'Really?'
Moe: 'Yeah. Until I married her I didn't believe in hell.'
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A man is recovering from surgery when the Surgical Nurse appears and asks him how he is feeling.
'I'm O. K. but I didn't like the four-letter-word the doctor used in surgery,' he answered.
'What did he say,' asked the nurse.
'OOPS'
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While shopping for vacation clothes, my husband and I passed a display of bathing suits. It had been at least ten years and twenty pounds since I had even considered buying a bathing suit, so sought my husband's advice.
'What do you think?' I asked. 'Should I get a bikini or an all-in-one?'
'Better get a bikini,' he replied. 'You'd never get it all in one.'
He's still in intensive care.
During these serious times, people of all faiths should remember these four religious truths:
1. Muslims do not recognize Jews as God's chosen people.
2. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
3. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of
the Christian world.
4. Baptists do not recognize each other at Hooters.
(HA!)
Danbury faces lawsuit for waking sleeping student
Teenage boy claims hearing damage when teacher slammed hand on desk
By John Pirro STAFF WRITER
Article Last Updated: 03/13/2008 07:29:39 AM EDT
DANBURY -- Take one early morning high school math class.
Add a drowsy student who may have been up late the night before.
Multiply it by the sound of the teacher's hand slamming down on the sleeping scholar's desk.
What do you get? A lawsuit -- or at least the possibility of one.
That's the product of an incident at Danbury High School in December, according to documents on file in the Town Clerk's office at City Hall.
Attorney Alan Barry has notified Danbury school officials he intends to sue them for injuries sustained by his client, 15-year-old Vinicios Robacher, that were allegedly caused by the teacher who woke him up.
Robacher suffered pain and "very severe injuries to his left eardrum" when teacher Melissa Nadeau abruptly slammed the palm of her hand on his desk on Dec. 4, Barry said.
The injuries, and Robacher's resulting hearing loss, may be permanent, he said.
"Many of us have fallen asleep in class and had the teacher wake us up. But what happened here was more in the nature of an assault and battery," he said. "My client is an extraordinarily bright young man. He's a computer wizard who works late into the night, and that's probably why he fell asleep."
The papers at City Hall are only a preliminary notice, a state requirement that must be met before an actual lawsuit can be filed.
Elio Longo, finance director for the Board of Education, said the claim has been forwarded to the city's insurance carrier. He declined further comment.
(OH BROTHER!!!! give me a break!)
