o0lux0o's Blog

So... the New England Historic Genealogical Society finds out that Clinton is somehow related to Angelina Jolie, Madonna, Celine Dion, Alanis Morissette, novelist Jack Kerouac, and the Duchess of Cornwall Camilla. Obama is somehow related to Brad Pitt, George H.W. Bush, Gerald Ford, Lyndon Johnson, Harry S. Truman, James Madison, Winston Churchill, General Robert E. Lee, Dick Cheney AKA Satan, and the monkey in office George W. Bush. McCain is somehow related to Laura Bush.

I kind of find it hard to believe but thats beside the point... Why is this even making the news?!?!?! How about showing more important things about the leading candidates? How about showing the money trails? Expose their lies to the American people? Or how about showing what REALLY going on in the middle east? I guess you have to blind the public with juicy gossip so they let Imperialist America do as they will huh?

While we're at it, I'd like to say that I am personally related to the following:

Slash (Gn'R)
Dwight D. Eisenhower
John Mayer
Greg Graffin (Bad Religion)
Lenny Kravits
Abraham Lincoln
Emiliano Zapata
Malcolm X
Johnny Cash
Conan O'Brien
Bill Hicks
The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man
Scooby Doo
Speedy Gonzales
and lastly, the cast of Good Day LA

Thanks :)