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Sure, Michael Phelps has eight gold medals, but Jennifer Lopez is convinced she's the real athlete of the moment.  View related photos Gary Hershorn / Reuters file By Courtney Hazlett The Scoop MSNBC updated 8:31 a.m. CT, Tues., Aug. 19, 2008

Courtney Hazlett The Scoop Poor Jennifer Lopez. The new mom is training for a triathlon, but everyone is too busy watching the Olympics to notice.

Lopez, who appeared on "Good Morning America" Aug. 18 to discuss her preparations for the Malibu Triathlon, was overheard saying after the segment that she “couldn’t understand why everyone is talking about that swimmer,” according to a GMA source. “She couldn’t come up with (eight-time gold-medal winner Michael) Phelps’ name, and then she yammered on about how she was the one training for a triathlon just six months after giving birth, and how that was the big story right now, not ‘the swimmer.’ ”

Lopez is planning on donating money raised for her race to the Children’s Hospital of Los Angeles. To help drum up attention, she started a blog to share tips on training. “Touch up makeup prior to your run” hasn’t made its way into any posts, despite Lopez being spotted arriving in Central Park with her makeup artist later in the day.

 

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I have never cared for this woman..she always seemed to me an attention grabbing,  talent challenged female with an inate ability to snag men who could help her career (P Diddy, Ben Affleck);  marrying and divorcing husbands, Noe Somebody and Cris Judd;  making bad movies (Gigli) and mediocre music. 

She snags someone else's husband, pops out twins, outfits their nursery in an ostentatious display of wealth (really, a gold and crystal chandelier is a must for ANY baby's room).  Rumor has it she had an elective C-section cause she was afraid of the pain, didn't breastfeed because she didn't want it to affect her goodies, (as a former breastfeeding mother, I can agree nursing does give you a case of the droopy boobs) but still ... now she has the unadulterated nerve to say she doesn't understand why everyone is talking about 'that swimmer' (MICHAEL PHELPS!!) instead of her? 

And I especially love the makeup artist running with her.  Any runner worth her salt knows that wearing makeup while you run is BAD for your skin.  Your skin, like any other living organism, needs to BREATHE too!!

Just another example of you can take the girl out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the girl...

I hope Michael Phelps' mama slaps the snot out of this Malibu tramp.  Can anyone honestly be this ignorant?