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SANTA'S TREE!
Dec 20, 2007 | 8:40 PM
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Santa's Tree

When four of Santa's elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not
produce the toys as fast as the regular ones, Santa was beginning to
feel the pressure of being behind schedule.

Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mum was coming to visit.
This stressed Santa even more.

When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were
about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven
knows where.

More stress.

Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the boards cracked and
the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys.

So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of apple cider and
a shot of rum.

When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the elves had hidden
the liquor, and there was nothing to drink.

In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider pot, and it
broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor.

He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw end
of the broom.

Just then the doorbell rang, and irritable Santa trudged to the door.
He opened the door, and there was a little angel with a great big
Christmas tree.

The angel said, very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't it a
lovely day?
I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?"


And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas
tree ..



Merry Christmas!
Michelle
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wackymom read my blog view my photos
Dec 20, 2007 | 8:56 PM

Michelle, you are so bad!

Actually, that was hilarious...I needed a good laugh right about now! Of course, it took me a minute to get it...I'm a little slow...
mlb1276 read my blog view my photos
Dec 20, 2007 | 9:05 PM

Dat was a good one..........always wondered bout that tree dition.....LOL
kurkel read my blog view my photos
Dec 20, 2007 | 9:19 PM

lol...Michelle..is this any indication of what kind of day you had? LOL....
mr_wildflower read my blog view my photos
Dec 20, 2007 | 9:41 PM

Merry Christmas to all my friends....
kurkel read my blog view my photos
Dec 20, 2007 | 9:47 PM

Thanks Mr Wild...hopefully I am not being presumptous in considering myself your friend!
(lol)

Hope to see you friday night! Goodnight....
drhowell read my blog view my photos
Dec 20, 2007 | 11:07 PM

{smile}
harp read my blog view my photos
Dec 21, 2007 | 3:21 AM

Funny love to laugh and you people suer can make me laugh...

Merry Christmas!!!!!!!!!!!!
michelle4wellness read my blog view my photos
Dec 21, 2007 | 4:19 AM

Love all of you!!

When I came across this yesterday, I had to post it for Wacky and Jana, because they both had a rough sort of day.

Glad you all enjoyed it!
Speedy62269 read my blog
Dec 21, 2007 | 6:14 AM

M4W: Good one!
jana read my blog view my photos
Dec 21, 2007 | 10:59 AM

Michelle you always put a smile on my face!
Today is a good day, and I can't wait to see you tonight! (((HUGS))))

Peace baby! Jana<3
the4thstooge read my blog
Dec 21, 2007 | 1:45 PM

are you serious michelle?did that really happen?

ho ho ho
FIGMAN read my blog view my photos
Dec 21, 2007 | 2:48 PM

I think Melaleuca Momma got in the joy juice last night.....somebody better watch her tonight...!
baseballboy read my blog view my photos
Dec 21, 2007 | 6:31 PM

loll fig, great story michelle!
horseshoer read my blog view my photos
Dec 22, 2007 | 4:20 AM

Michelle....great story....just remember , like the angel, never ask a loaded question!!!!! I think most of the shoppers are a lot like santa right now....WOW its wild at the storys. And then there's this crazy horseshoer guy that cracking jokes with the checker gals....hey one's got to make folks laugh!
rosie read my blog view my photos
Dec 22, 2007 | 1:46 PM

one time i ask where to stick the tree, and .........oh never mind
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