20 MINUTES INTO THE FUTURE

Lets see

A-Rod (Alex Rodriguez) will turn 33 along toward the end of this month.

Madonna turns 50 in the middle of August.

Can anyone figure this one out?

They may as well have put a bounty on my head as to issue this invitation

If I turn up missing the suspects in order of probability are

1. PA
2. Chard
3. Banned Sally
4. POV

Make sure they share

That is the call to arms of the news media after this past week's Supreme Court decision to uphold the Second Amendment to the Constitution of the United States.

An editorial -- which I never dreamed would be published in an American newspaper -- began: 

June 27, 2008

No, we don't suppose that's going to happen any time soon. But it should.

The 2nd Amendment to the U.S. Constitution is evidence that, while the founding fathers were brilliant men, they could have used an editor.

I think a better idea would be to repeal the Chicago Tribune.

We would even be going green in the process and saving countless trees.

The next time you fly; if you are sitting next to someone who irritates you follow these instructions:     

1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.    
2. Remove your laptop.   
3. Start up    
4. Make sure the guy who is annoying you, can see the screen.    
5. Close your eyes, tilt your head up to the sky & move your lips as if praying    
6.      Then hit this link

Or could it have been a poot?

You be the judge.

Here we have the Royal Family of  Britain posing for a picture with nothing seemingly out of the ordinary

In this next frame something has happened.

And judging from the reactions of the Queen and Prince, Phillip is the culprit.

And the final analysis (below) it HAS to have been a Royal poot.

The Queen Mother appears to be upwind of the whole situation.

Remember Dan Quayle?

Remember how he misspelled the word "potato".

The Democrats set up a howl about that. In fact they still joke about it.

Now along comes The Bomber who tells us he is getting ready to go out and campaign in....

Pay attention now.....

Campaign in all 57 states.

Naturally us rightwingers jumped on this guffaw -- if indeed that is what it is.

Nothing to it, the cyrusmartin crowd says, The Bomber was just bone weary from all his campaigning.

Which may well be so.

But it may not be so.

It does not take much effort to learn

There are 57 Islamic states

They form the Islamic Conference which petitions the United Nations on a regular basis.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Maybe the name The Bomber isn't so far fetched afterall.

OK cyrusmartin

Bring in your damage control unit....

Popularity and security in the fact he is his party's nominee is leading The Bomber into uncharted waters in opening up his true colors and beliefs.

The Bomber's latest policy regarding the police?

Dump on you

Click here

Somebody fouled up.

Big time.

And heads will have to roll at the Dallas Mourning News over this snafu.

Monday --June 16, 2008

And the front page of the Mourning News Sports Day Section did not mention the Dallas Cowboys.

No stories

No Pictures

Not even a teaser about an inside page job.

No workers killed or maimed as Arlington tax payers continued the construction of their Shrine To The Jerry Jones Ego.

How can this be?

Someone at Sports Day forgot the Mourning News' main tenant.

If the Cowboys don't make news.....

Invent some!

Although you can threaten me at will on these blogs

I cannot refer to you without being censured

But you said

lee likes to accuse me of things and make accounts and plaster an altered picture of me on them, then post it here saying it's me. I think he's been off his prozac for way too long.

remember you confessed to your evil ways lee. I have that nice little tid bit saved shall I repost it for those who didn't read where you said you want to destroy me?

You threatren and threaten

Yet you never do a thing

GO FOR IT -- lets see what you have.

Amidst the glitz and glamor of the Dallas Cowboys new arena -- which BTW is being built in Arlington --

The newest crown jewel designed to bring a Super Bowl title to the area has arrived in town.

Lo -- The PacMan has cometh.

And he is carrying so much baggage with him that if he had flown American Airlines and had to pay for checking it --the revenue would have solved all the company's financial woes.

Head Honcho Jerry Jones wasted no time in putting the PacMan on display.

Put him in with a group of kids.

Painted him as a roll model.

Even though the PacMan still is ineligible to play in an NFL game because of conduct detrimental to professional football.

There was as big turnout of kids to greet the PacMan.

At least it was a big turnout of black kids.

Seems as though JJ didn't even bother to have a token white boy on board.

Vote for a change!

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Then The Bible -- Remember, when I was sworn in as Senator I used the Quran.

Then  The Flag -- Remember, I won't salute it.

Then The Pledge of Alliegance -- Remember, I won't say it.

Ready for a change?

Vote for The Bomber in '08.