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Celeb Survivor Show!

Idea: Let there be a new Celeb Survivor Show!

All priviledged celebs who are arrested & feel they are entitled to special treatment that us regular folks would have to pay for, get mandatory casting on this show, celebs like Paris, Lohan, Naomi, Nicole, Mel, "Gummy Bear", etc, etc etc ... heck, even toss in Imus for the conflict & ratings, plus some felonious Rappers!

In my fantasy show, they are placed on a slummy island,  where they have no cell phones, no computer access, no way to keep journals, no TV nor stereo/cd music, no credit cards, no designer food, water nor fashionable clothes. No make/up, hair extensions, facials, stylists, nor porta-potties, NO amenities whatsoever ... etc, etc, etc.

Then, they all must live with each other for 2 weeks while surviving .... no papps, just 24/7 reality in-focus cameras.

OK ... after 2 weeks, the nicest & most giving gets 2 leave, the meanest have 2 stay ... one celeb only gets 2 leave when they show true compassion, caring & humility, & recognition for what they have received via their false ego-sense of celeb entitlement.

The winner does not win a penny, rather the $$$ Prize goes to help feed & shelter the homeless, abused & hungry ... & all the celebs have to contribute one million each to the Regular Folks Foundation ... money to be donated to the truly needy.

The TV viewers get to vote who has earned an exit & who would deserve to stay because of their continuing viewed arrogance & snippiness.

OK! But who would be the Host? Maya Angelo? Bill Maher? Rosie? Jon Stewart? Joan Rivers? Whoopi? Harvey Levin (TMZ)?   Any suggestions?

What do you think about the show? I sure would watch it! It would knock "Idol" & "DWT-Stars" off the rating charts! 

'Tis a thot!

krystiahn

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Howdy

Y can't all of U who R upset with $anjaya just Chill?

Sanjaya is making bokoo buck$ 4 $imon & Idol$ producer$ & $pon$ors.  $imon & the $how pushed him thru from his original try-out (when they could have axed him) 2 the final 12 ... they knew he would bring N the audience & $$$ as he has done.  Their astonished "shock" is such a false phony PR hyparoo.

How is $imon surprised at getting the rating$ he knew $anjaya would bring them - plus the near $1,000,000.00 per 30 sec commercial fee 2 adv on the $how. 

When will $imon see that he has another $$$pin off: "American Teeny Bopper Idol $how" ... the 13 year old sobbing gal sitting N as Paula & $anjaya as Ryan. Voila... it could work as a big $$$ maker 4 $imon .... as if he could $pend more N this lifetime.

So, c'mon! Exhale, all U ticked off folks!  The great talents, like Jordin, Lakisha, Melinda, etc all probably have agents & recording contract by now. As the old song says: "They will Survive" very successfully ... as shall $imon.  True.

Actually, after last nite when Gina had 2 wrongfully exit singing "Smile" ... I'm sure that gave her a flood of new admirers & a bigger record contract ... Bravo.

Winning Idol does not make U a Long Term Winner N the industry or N the public's short term memories. Only continuing talent & endearment does.

'Tis a thought ... krystiahn

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Howdy Folks!

I hate 2 say it, but I feel everyone who is outraged re Sanjaya is getting Suckered N by the Idol producers. Chill. Focus on something benefiting U & yours ... not Idol rating$.

They R getting what they want .. lots of international blogging, outrage, debate & mo$t of all the audience #s ... which 4 them means ratings that equal boku-commercial bucks.

It's a $cam .. the Idol producers kept Sanj N 2 B N the final 12 (again ratings) Simon protests 2 much .. he is one of the owners of the show ... he frowns/grimaces, but knows Sanjaya is a great audience magnet. that equals ratyings that equal $$$ N his pocket.

Simon knows (plus Randy & Paula) that the more they discredit Sanjaya, the more teen votes he'll garner. Great marketing.

It's all just the $$$ business, folks ... Stop worrying re the real talent like Melinda, Blake, Lakisha, Chris ... I'm sure they, & others,  already have big time agents lined up 4 them 2 sign .. plus recording contracts flapping N the wings.

If we historicly reflect, I bet Sanjaya was on par with the "singing expertise" of Fabian, Dion, Bobby Dee, etc etc etc ... they became "stars" not because of any talent, rather due 2 teen girls romantic hormones.  Same with Sanjaya: Sexy yet Safe.

Thought:  IDOL ought 2 have a new show called: "American Teeny Bopper Idol" ... Sanjaya would B a shoe-N as Host, & the crying-teen gal would do great seated N Paula's Judging seat ... what do U think?

& Don't worry, if Sanjaya doesn't get a real recording contract, I'm sure he has CEOs lined up from hair & dental products re endosing contracts. Everyone is profiting-

Whoever seems 2 win is meaningless ... only time tells who really wins N the greater picture.

Enjoy - any thoughts?

krystiahn

www.krystiahn.com

www.aint.krystiahn.com

Hi Y'All !!!

American Idol asked 4 the Sanjaya Madness.

They base all their early shows on laughing at bad performers ... so they can get very high ratings.

The judges appear so angry that Sanjaya is still on the show, but they R the ones who let him get on the big stage ... again 4 ratings.

So, what's the big deal? AI producers got what they wanted. They still R: a lot of public chatter & blogging ... & of course: continued high ratings.

Perhaps they need 2 create a new show: "America's New Teeny Bopper Performer", & have that crying gamer, Ashley, N Paula Abdul's seat. 

Great ratings grabber, & ad time could B sold 2 Mattel Toys & the Olsen Twins Product lines.

I still think AI should only allow 1 vote per voter. As is, it is 2 easy 2 rig.

If only the American elections worked that way, instead of with the outdated Electoral System, we'd have Gore as Presaident instead of the very arrogant self-absorbed Bush.

'Tis a Thot ... what do U think?

krystiahn

www.krystiahn.com

www.aint.krystiahn.com

Hi

I've been lately realizing I hate "everyone" ... not people, just the word. Y is the media & all PR folks intent on using the word "everyone" when hyping anmything?

As N "everyone" wants 2 C this movie! Or "everyone" is asking Blah Blah Blah! Or "everyone wants 2 know this about Brittney or Blah Blah Blah!

Sure I know it's done 2 hype their story or client, but on nearly every topic, I nor anyone I know is panting 4 Nfo re their story .... just their bank account that's filled by their PR.

I also understand it is their way of making some people feel out of the Loop, like an Outsider 2 the Fun Life ...but  I don't care what they R selling ... Gosh! Am I the only one?  The Loner?

'Tis a thot

krystiahn

www.krystiahn.com