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Jul 20, 2007 | 1:48 PM
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Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table.

A very attractive blonde woman from Alabama arrived
....and bet twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single
roll of the dice.

She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much
luckier when I play topless."

With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice;
and yelled, "Come on, baby.... This Southern Girl needs new clothes!"

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down...
and squealed... "YES! YES! I WON! I WON!"

She hugged each of the dealers... and then picked up
her winnings and her clothes, and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumfounded. Finally,
one of them asked, "What did she roll?"

The other answered, "I don't know...
I thought you were watching."

Moral of this story ---
Not all Southerners are stupid.
Not all blondes are dumb.
But, all men ..... are men

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LATINAWOMAN read my blog view my photos
Jul 20, 2007 | 2:19 PM

DASVICS . THIS IS GREAT AND SO SO TRUE !! SOMETIMES I THINK THAT MEN CAN'T HELP THEMSELVES . YOU KNOW I HATE LUMPING ANY GROUP TOGETHER BUT IT SEEMS LIKE ALMOST (NOT ALL ) EVERY WOMAN I KNOW HAS HAD HER MAN CHEAT ON HER . AND WHY DO MEN HAVE SUCH A STARING PROBLEM ? IT'S AS IF EVEN WHEN THEY'RE WITH THIER SIGNIFICANT OTHER AND A SEXY LADY PASSES BY THEY JUST HAVE TO STARE! WHAT WILL THEY MISS OUT ON , THAT THEY HAVEN'T SEEN A MILLION TIMES BEFORE ?!!
Back2Nature read my blog view my photos
Jul 20, 2007 | 2:49 PM

Another laugh out loud post! Thanks for the laughs.
dasvics read my blog view my photos
Jul 20, 2007 | 3:01 PM

no prob, back2nature

latinawoman, can I call you lw? it's easier for me.
My husband hasn't.....yet :-) that I know... lol
asnapper read my blog view my photos
Jul 20, 2007 | 7:18 PM

Dasvics...That was a funny joke...isn't that so like men..LOL

Have a Great week-end..
dasvics read my blog view my photos
Jul 20, 2007 | 7:32 PM

you too!
scooch read my blog view my photos
Jul 24, 2007 | 9:14 AM

He wouldn't dare? Small town lots of inbreeding. Take that whoever! L.T. [thanx] You can get a better reaction by telling them hello talk to my face. Do I really need to say I can spell and use proper grammar?
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I’m 36 and I don't live in sunny SO. Cali anymore :-) ***MCCAIN ~PALIN 08!*** Governor Sarah Palin is someone I admire, respect and look up to. She's inspirational, an excellent role model, and ready to lead. "I don't think there's anything in the world I despise more than unfair and generalized discrimination against anyone -- whether because of color, religious beliefs, gender, sexual orientation, etc." Ms. Leelila Strogov

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