Jan 4, 2008 | 7:03 PM
Category:
News
This is very
interesting and we all need to read it from start to Finish......... and
send it on to anyone who will read it
Maybe this is why our American
Muslims are so quiet and not speaking out
about any
atrocities.....
Can a good Muslim be a good American?This question was
forwarded to a friend who worked in Saudi
Arabia for 20 years.
The following is his reply:
Theologically -
no. . . . Because his allegiance is to
Allah, The moon God of Arabia
Religiously - no. . . . Because no
other religion is accepted by His
Allah
except Islam (Quran, 2:256)
(Koran)
Scripturally - no. . . Because his allegiance is to the
five
Pillars of Islam and the Quran.
Geographically - no . . . Because his allegiance is to Mecca , to which
he
turns in prayer five times a day.
Socially - no. . Because his allegiance to Islam
forbids him To make
friends with Christians or Jews.
Politically - no.
. . Because he must submit to the mullahs (spiritual
leaders), who teach annihilation of Israel and destruction
of America , the great Satan.
Domestically - no. . . Because he is instructed to
marry four Women and beat and scourge his wife when she disobeys him (Quran 4:34
)
Intellectually - no. . . Because
he cannot accept the
American
Constitution since it is based on Biblical principles and he believes the Bible
to be corrupt.
Philosophically
- no. . . .
Because Islam, Muhammad,
and the Quran does not allow freedom of religion and expression. Democracy and
Islam cannot co-exist. Every Muslim government is either dictatorial or
autocratic.
Spiritually - no. . . .
Because when we declare 'one nation under
God,' the
Christian's God is loving and
kind, while Allah is NEVER referred to
as
Heavenly father, nor is he ever
called love in The Quran's 99
excellent
names. - - - Therefore after
much study and deliberation.... Perhaps
we
should be very suspicious of ALL
MUSLIMS in this country. - - -
They
obviously cannot be both 'good'
Muslims and good
Americans.
Call it what you
wish..it's still the truth.You had better believe
it. The more who
understand this, the better it will be for our country and our future. The
religious war is bigger than we know or understand.
And Barack Hussein
Obama, a Muslim, wants to be our President? You have
GOT to be kidding!
Wake up America !
Obama even says if
he wins the election, he will be sworn in on the Quran---not a
Bible!
Jan 1, 2008 | 2:15 AM
Category:
Faith
This is the year that my dreams come true!
These
words from a beloved poem invite me to eagerly welcome the new year:
"Wonderful,wonderful, fortunate you, This is the year that your dreams
come true!"
This is the year that my dreams do come true as I am
blessed with life-celebrating opportunities. Some at first may appear to
be happenstance. Yet I know that they have come to me by divine appointment.
This is the year that expectations flow from my vision
of good. I am an active participant in the joy-filled life of
me!
This is the year that I move forward with zeal and
enthusiasm,
giving and receiving, committing to purposeful, rewarding goals.
This
is the year that brings happiness, a year that I will live to bless.
Wonderful, wonderful, fortunate me, for this is the year that my dreams
come true!
"Is anything too wonderful for the Lord?"--Genesis 18:14
Dec 23, 2007 | 8:15 PM
Category:
Faith
I follow the light of the indwelling Christ, and I receive new
insight and joy.
With great anticipation, the wise men from the East
saw the star of Bethlehem and began to follow where it led, asking, "Where
is the child?"
I think of the excitement and eagerness that must
have filled them throughout their journey. Their curiosity may have only
been exceeded by their yearning for spiritual discovery.
There is
a light that guides me as well--the indwelling Christ. Turning inward in
prayer, I connect with the Christ of my being.
With heartfelt
anticipation, I receive and follow my inner spiritual guidance.
I
look to the light within and gratefully receive insight. I give thanks for
this inner light and the new revelations it brings.
"They set out; and
there, ahead of them, went the star that they had seen at its rising, until
it stopped over the place where the child was."--Matthew 2:9
Dec 21, 2007 | 9:18 AM
Category:
Entertainment
Rigged Contest
Two
guys went to a gas station that was holding a contest: a chance to win free sex
when you filled your tank.
They pumped their gas and went to
pay the attendant.
"I'm thinking of a number between
one and ten," he said. "If you guess right, you win free sex."
"Okay," agreed one of the guys, "I guess seven." "Sorry, I
was thinking of eight," replied the attendant.
The
next week they tried again. When they went to pay, the attendant told them to
pick a number. "Two!" said the second guy. "Sorry,
it's three, said the attendant. "Come back and try again."
As
they walked out to their car, one guy said to the other, "I think this contest
is rigged." "No way," said his buddy. "My wife won twice last
week."
Dec 20, 2007 | 4:53 PM
Category:
Entertainment
A
first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students.
The teacher asked, 'Harry, what's your
problem?'
Harry
answered, 'I'm too
smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and
I'm
smarter
than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!'
Ms.
Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's
office.
While
Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what
the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test.
If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade
and behave. She agreed.
Harry was brought in and the conditions were
explained to him and he
agreed
to take the test.
Principal:
'What is 3
x 3?'
Harry:
'9.'
Principal:
'What is 6 x
6?'
Harry:
'36.'
And
so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.
The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her,
'I think
Harry can go to the 3rd
grade.'
Ms.
Brooks says to the principal, 'Let me ask him some
questions.'
The
principal and Harry both agreed.
Ms.
Brooks asks, 'What does a cow have
four of that I have only two of?'
Harry,
after a moment: 'Legs.'
Ms
Brooks: 'What is
in your pants that you have but I do not have?'
The
principal wondered why would she ask such a question!
Harry
replied: 'Pockets.'
Ms.
Brooks: 'What
does a dog do that a man steps into?'
Harry:
'Pants.'
Ms.
Brooks: What
starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious
and
contains
thin, whitish liquid?'
Harry:
'Coconut.'
The
principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.
Ms.
Brooks:
'What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and
sticky?'
The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer,
Harry replied, 'Bubble gum.'
Ms.
Brooks: 'What
does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and
a
dog does
on three legs?'
Harry: 'Shake hands.'
The
principal was trembling.
Ms.
Brooks: 'What
word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and
excitement?'
Harry:
'Firetruck.'
The
principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the
teacher, 'Put
Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong.....'
Dec 18, 2007 | 8:15 PM
Category:
Entertainment
A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. Both he and his
wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat it is but will give
them a clue and let them guess. The kids were eager to know what
the meat was on their plates, so they begged their dad for the clue.
Well, he said, "it's what mommy calls me sometimes."
The little
girl screams to her brother,
"Don't eat it, it's an arse hole."
Dec 15, 2007 | 11:58 PM
Category:
Entertainment
The Maid asked for a
raise.
The Madam was very upset about this and asked: "Now Maria, why do
you want an increase?"
Maid: "Well Madam, there are three reasons
why I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you."
Madam: "Who said you iron better than me?"
Maid: "The Master
said so."
Madam: "Oh."
Maid: "The second reason is that I am a
better cook than you."
Madam: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook
than I?"
Maid: "The Master did."
Madam: "Oh."
Maid: "My
third reason is that I am a better lover than you."
Madam (very upset
now): "Did the Master say so as well?"
Maid: "No Madam, the gardener
did."
SHE GOT THE PAY RAISE..!
Dec 15, 2007 | 11:55 PM
Category:
Entertainment
The Tiniest Cabin
Yankee from Michigan
was hiking through the mountains
of northern Georgia when he came upon
the tiniest cabin
he had ever seen in his life. Intrigued, he went up and
knocked on the door.
"Anybody home?" he
asked.
"Yep," came a kid's
voice through the door.
"Is your father there?"
asked the tourist. "Pa? Nope, he left afore Ma come in," said the
kid.
"Well, is your mother
there?" persisted the tourist. "Ma? Nope, she
left just afore I got here,"
said the kid. "But," protested the
Yankee, "are you never together as a
family?"
"Sure, but not here,"
said the kid thru the door.
"This is
the outhouse."
Dec 15, 2007 | 11:39 PM
Category:
Faith
Sharing love and joy with others is one of the greatest pleasures in life. A
smile that shines with happiness is reason to feel good, whether I'm
giving or receiving it.
Taking notice of the qualities of Spirit in every
person I meet--expecting the best of each one--I enhance my own experiences
of joy.
Goodness is not difficult to find. When I take a moment to
notice, I discover it's all around.
Living my life with a
positive outlook, I experience the fulfillment of my expectation of good and
make progress in what is worthwhile to me. I am positive as I trust in
the unifying spirit of God within all creation.
Knowing I am one with
Spirit and one with creation, I also know the joy that living this
positive life brings to me.
"O Lord of hosts, happy is everyone who
trusts in you."--Psalm 84:12
Dec 10, 2007 | 1:47 PM
Category:
News
Click here:
Ashland University Holiday Card 2007
Merry Christmas everyone
From
Boogles and TrueBrit
Dec 2, 2007 | 10:17 AM
Category:
Entertainment
Dec 2, 2007 | 10:09 AM
Category:
Entertainment
Coffee
Machine
This is
cute
1. CLICK ON
THE LINK - COFFEE
MACHINE
2. PUT THE
COIN IN THE VENDING MACHINE
3. PUSH BUTTON TO CHOOSE YOUR DRINK
4. CLICK
ON THE CUP WHEN IT IS READY
5. CLICK ON "APRI" (this one is very important, don't
forget
Dec 2, 2007 | 8:50 AM
Category:
Faith
I joyfully experience the Christ and the sacredness of all creation.
Even before Jesus' birth, a divine plan was unfolding to prepare the way for Him and His ministry. The prelude to the Christmas story
was the birth of John the Baptist, the one who would prepare the
way.
Like John, I prepare for the rebirth of love in my own heart and
envision spiritual awareness growing throughout the world.
This first day of Advent, I turn within in prayer, aligning my mind, heart, and spirit with this holy season. Grateful for the joy of past experiences of Christmas and the serenity of releasing any sadness
or regrets,
I give my complete attention to the Christ nature within me and all people.
My spiritual practices pave the way for my ongoing
realization of the Christ Presence and the sacredness of all creation.
"You will go before the Lord to prepare his ways."--Luke 1:76
Dec 1, 2007 | 2:19 PM
Category:
Political
Hillary Clinton said that her childhood dream was to be
an Olympic athlete. But she was not athletic enough. She said she wanted to be
an astronaut, but at the time they didn't take women. She said she wanted to go
into medicine, but hospitals made her woozy. Should she be telling people this
story? I mean she's basically saying she wants to be president because she can't
do anything else.
--Jay Leno
"Well, the big story -- Hillary Clinton
will be running for president in 2008. You know why I think she's running? I
think she finally wants to see what it's like to sleep in the president's
bed."
--Jay Leno
"Top Democrats have mixed feelings about Sen.
Hillary Clinton running for president. Apparently, some Democrats don't like the
idea, while others hate it."
--Conan O'Brien
"In a fiery spee ch
this weekend, Hillary Clinton wondered why President Bush can't find the tallest
man in Afghanistan. Probably for the same reason she couldn't find the fattest
intern under the desk."
--Jay Leno
"Former President Bill Clinton
said that if his wife, Hillary, is elected president, he will do whatever she
wants. You know Bill Clinton -- when he makes a vow to Hillary, you can take
that to the bank."
- -Jay Leno
A student from the University of
Washington has sold his soul on eBay for $400. He's a law student, so he
probably doesn't need it, but still, that's not very much. Today, Hillary Clinton
said, 'Hey, at least I got some furniture and a Senate seat for mine."
--Jay
Leno
"Hillary Clinton said today that she wants legislatio n to allow
all ex-felons to vote. See, this way all the Clinton's former business partners
can vote for her in 2008."
--Jay Leno
Hillary Clinton's 506-page
memoirs have come out. So much of her personality shines through that in the end
you, too, will want to sleep with an intern."
-- Craig Kilborn
In
Hillary Clinton's new book 'Living History,' Hillary details what it was like
meeting Bill Clinton, falling in love with him, getting married, and living a
passionate, wonderful life as husband and wife. Then on page two, the trouble
starts."
-- Jay Leno
"In the book, she says when Bill told her he
was having an affair, she said "I could hardly breathe, I was gulping for air.
"No, I'm sorry, that's what Monica said."
-- David Letterman
"Last
night, Senator Hillary Clinton hosted her first party in her new home in
Washington. People said it was a lot like the parties she used to host at the
White House. In fact, even the furniture was the same."
-- Jay
Leno
"Senator Hillary Clinton is attacking President Bush for breaking
his campaign promise to cut carbon dioxide emissions, saying a promise made, a
promise broken. And then out of habit, she demanded that Bush spend the night on
the couch."
-- Craig Kilborn&nb sp;
"CNN found that Hillary
Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her because she's
strong and successful. Men admire her because she allows her husband to cheat
and get away with it."
-- Jay Leno
"Hillary Clinton is the junior
senator from the great state of New York. When they swore her in, she used the
Clinton family Bible. . .the one with only seven commandments."
--David
Letterman
Nov 27, 2007 | 3:45 PM
Category:
Political
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown Chicago.
Nothing is moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window.
The
driver rolls down his window and asks, 'What happened, what's the hold
up?'
'Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton,
Rosie O'Donnell,
Jesse
Jackson, and Al
Sharpton.
They are asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise, they
are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going
from car to car, taking up a collection.'
The driver asks, 'On average,
how much is everyone giving?''About a gallon.'
I think I'll give
two.
