TimsMorningSickness's Blog

Here's your chance, folks! Take a listen to me and Glenn singing a John Mellencamp song right here. Show up to my live location Friday morning by 7:30AM for a chance to finish the lyrics. There will be a random drawing on site to see who gets the first crack at it. If you get it right, you get two tickets to the show and a chance to win backstage passes. Only the first person to get it right gets the tickets! Good luck!!!

Ezell

Official Contest Rules

Here's your chance, folks! Take a listen to me singing a John Mellencamp song right here. Show up to my live location Tuesday morning between 7:15AM and 7:30AM for a chance to finish the lyric There will be a random drawing on site to see who gets the first crack at it. If you get it right, you get two tickets to the show and a chance to win backstage passes. Only the first person to get it right gets the tickets! Good luck!!!

Ezell

Official Contest Rules

O.K....this takes the cake.  I'm totally cool with the N-F-L taking a hard stance on the off-the-field problems in the league and the commisioner trying to clean things up a bit.  But banning the cheerleaders from performing in front of the opposing team?  What?  You're kidding, right?  Nope . That's the memo sent to teams around the league.  I would like to know which team filed that complaint.  How bad a season are you having when you resort to blaming the other team's cheerleaders for your struggles.  'Honestly commish, the fact that our quarterback was flat on his back the entire game, was just a symptom of the bigger problem....we can't block their cheerleaders!"   I know desperate times call for desperate measures, but let's call on a little accountability here.  I doubt very seriously the cheerleaders have cost a team a victory.  If they have, you might want to check your team's focus.  What do you think?

God Bless!

Ezell

What's up gang?  We survived our trip to Memphis for Elvis Week.  We also survived the 106 degree weather.  Elvis may have left the building, but his fans are still going strong.  Check out the pictures from our trip in 'My Photos."

Thank ya...thank ya verrryyy muuuccchhh.

Ezell

I am shocked at the negative response the Queen of Burps is getting both in house and out.  I had no idea it would get that kind of a reaction.  I'm not saying burping is the best thing a person could do....but it's far from the worse!!!!!  I think she has a bizarre and interesting talent.  But then again, I'm amazed by Stevie Starr..."The Great Regurgitator."  I was also a big fan of Stupid Human Tricks and the Gong Show.  So what's your take..Talented or totally gross?

God Bless!

Tim Ezell

That's right...I said 155...as in 155 miles per hour!!! I took a few laps with NASCAR driver Marcos Ambrose on Tuesday morning and you talk about a fast lap. We were hitting about 165 MPH on the track at Gateway. Now we were the only car on the track, so it wasn't quite like a NASCAR race. Imagine yourself and everybody else on your mornng commute to work going 165 and everyone is trying to get to work first(go with me on this one.) That's a little closer to what it's like during a NASCAR race. So tell me..do you feel the need for speed?

God Bless!

Ezell

Let the debate begin over Paris Hilton's release from jail.  Many say she got special treatment because she's Paris Hilton, but they disagree on the meaning of "special."  On one hand, many people think she only served 3 days in jail because she is famous and the average Joe would have spent more time behind bars.  However, her attorney says that in similar cases, when people have turned themseleves in, as Paris did, they actually are immediately given house arrest.  His point is that Paris actually served MORE time because she is Paris Hilton because they wanted to send a message that she wasn't receiving preferential treatment.   What do you think?

God Bless!

Tim Ezell

What's up y'all!!!! Have you checked out EZ-TV yet? Well, why not? It's so EZ!!! What is EZ-TV? It's basically my take on the week that was in the video world. It's stuff from our news, news around the world, you tube, you name it! It's Fox 2's way of keeping me out of trouble....or in it. We want to hear from you and get your opinion of the show. Episode two is up and running now, and it features an appearance by the one and only Glenn Zimmerman!!

Click on the link and tell me what you think >> EZTV LINK!

God Bless!

Ezell

What's up gang?  Have you watched the show?  How smart are YOU?   Is it my imagination or do these kids make us adults look like idiots?  Do we get dumber as we get older?  Survey says....YES!!!!   Before you check out the 2-hour finale of "5th Grader"  take a look at my interview with host Jeff Foxworthy.  From one redneck to another...we Got R Done!!!!

God Bless!

Ezell

Let me preface this blog by saying that I am a huge Dallas Mavericks fan.  I grew up in Fort Worth and have pulled for the Mavs since they were an expansion team.  I remember their first playoff season and I was at the game when Derek Harper dribbled out the clock against the Lakers thinking he was up one when the score was actually tied(the Mavs lost in OT).    As for this year's performance against Golden State....WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT?!?   You talk about a gutless, heartless performance.  Dirk Nowitzki is supposed to be an MVP candidate and all he can muster is 8 points in an elimination game?  I'm a Dirk fan, but come on.  And maybe it's not all his fault.  They tried to make Dirk the leader, and maybe he's not comfortable in that role.   There's no leader on that team.  There hasn't been a leader on the team since Nash left.  67 wins and a first round exit in the playoffs.  They got out-played, out-coached and certainly out-hustled.  Something has to change.  I know this isn't a basketball town, but let me hear from you ballers out there and let me know what you think about the Mavs collapse.

Peace Out!!!

Ezell

I know it’s tacky to leave to leave your Christmas lights up all year long.  But what about the clips that hold them on.  You know, the clips you can see real easy?

What do you think?

What's up gang?  Alright, Sanjaya finally got the boot last night.  Yes, most people expected him to go, and wanted him to, a long time ago, myself included.  But I have to admit, I'm a little surprised it happened last night.  I mean, he lasted this long!   I thought  he had a couple more weeks in him.  There were other weak performers this week who didn't have Howard Stern and "Vote for the Worst" campaigning for them.   I think Phil Stacey announcing he was a country artist at heart paid off for him, it earned him a new group of fans.  He was in the bottom three for weeks before last night.  I thought Chris was pretty weak Tuesday night as well, and he was in the bottom three last week.  So what do you think?  Are you surprised Sanjaya got the boot?

Peace Out!!!

Ezell

 

O.K.....so I got the results of the MRI on my foot.  I have a tuberosity fracture of the 5th metatarsal and a secondary stress frature, as well as two torn tendons.   This comes on the heels(foot pun intended) of me breaking my nose by swimming into the wall of a pool.  Some time ago, our Executive Producer Susan Brubaker said I was "frail."  Here's the question I pose to you:  Am I frail or accident prone or just living life on the edge?   Frail, to me, says I am barely able to support my own weight and as brittle as the day is long.  Accident prone I can live with, my first nickname as a child was "Bumps" for that very reason.  You guys know me pretty well, what't the verdict?  Am I frail?

Main Entry: frail
Pronunciation: 'frAl
Function: adjective
Etymology: Middle English, from Anglo-French fraile, from Latin fragilis fragile, from frangere
1 : easily led into evil <frail humanity>
2 : easily broken or destroyed : FRAGILE
3 a : physically weak b : SLIGHT, UNSUBSTANTIAL
synonym see WEAK

Peace Out,

Ezell

GIT SUM EASTER MONKEY

Do you have your Easter Monkey?  Well, what are you waiting for?  Oh...you want to know the story behind the Easter Monkey.  Well, why didn't you say so.
Enjoy!!!

The Easter Monkey story was a fabrication of my sick mind.  But that doesn't mean it's NOT true!!!  Here's how it goes:
 
    Unlike Santa Claus, who has Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Rudolph and the gang, the Easter Bunny has to travel alone.  So, the E. Bunny was having a hard time getting to everybody since he had as much ground to cover as St. Nick with no magic reindeer to help out. 
    One of the toughest areas to get to was the jungles of the Congo.  One day, the Easter Bunny was doing a fundraiser for the Easter Seals with Curious George, the monkey from children's books.  George was curious as to why many of his friends in the Congo weren't getting their Easter eggs. When the E. Bunny told him the problem, George said, "Hey, maybe  I can help you out!"
    George's sister was dating Grape Ape (70's cartoon
icon) whose cousin used to hang out with Lance Link - Secret Chimp (TV star) who was pals with Chim Chim, the monkey that pals around with Speed Racer's little brother, Spritle.  Chim Chim had a friend whose brother's girlfriend's cousin just got laid off from the banana factory in the Congo, for eating all the profits, who needed a job.  The E. Bunny got his number, gave him a call, and said, "Hey, I could really use your help.  I'm having trouble getting my eggs to the Congo, and if you'd be willing to do it, I'll hire you to deliver my Easter eggs." 
      The Easter bunny knew he could trust this monkey because he got fired for eating bananas, not eggs! 
      So, the monkey took the job, seeing as it was the best offer he'd received since no one in the Congo wanted to hire a banana thief.
      Sure enough, when Easter rolled around, everyone in the Congo had their eggs on time!! 
      The Easter Bunny was so thrilled, and for the first time, he had no complaints on the voice mail from people in the Congo.  He called the monkey and said, "You did such a great job!!!  I'm so proud of you for getting all of the eggs delivered on time.  You know, I was so excited to hire you that I never caught your name.  What is it?"
      The monkey, proud of his accomplishment, said, "You can just call me, The Easter Monkey!!!

      And that is how the Easter Monkey came to be.  If you have any questions, let me know!!!

God Bless!!!

Tim Ezell 

Hey guys!!!  This morning I had my sleep patterns analyzed at The Clayton Sleep Institute.  No shock...I was diagnosed as "sleep deprived."  I got about 4 1/2 hours of sleep last night, and don't usually get much more than that.  Here's my question: How much sleep do you get a night?   The average these days is about 6.8 hours a night.    Nevermind that we need about 8.  I'm gonna catch a quick nap and git back wit ya!!!

God Bless!

Tim Ezell