MyFox
 

Randi's RedAlert Blog

by RedAlert from newsroom

Last Post 3 days, 7 hours Ago


What's the best Halloween Joke you heard???
Oct 31, 2007 | 7:31 AM
Category: Entertainment
Report This Post

It must be a St. Louis thing...telling jokes for candy on Halloween...OK, we're going to have a segment on Thursday morning about some of the best jokes you heard from Trick or Treaters.  The good ones get on TV...keep it cleen peeps!

Love,

Randi

8 Comments |  Add a Comment

Member Comments Total Comments: 8
Page 1 of 1
miamiman read my blog
Oct 31, 2007 | 7:42 AM

what did dracula have for lunch,

chicken in a casket
harp read my blog view my photos
Oct 31, 2007 | 7:43 AM

The one about the old lady and the pumkin but I not remember how it gos but it suer made me laugh...
harp read my blog view my photos
Oct 31, 2007 | 7:56 AM

What does the daddy ghost say to his family when they go drivin..

Fasten you sheetbelts...
_______________________________________________

What does a vampire never order at a resturant?

A stake sandwich....
jeanette read my blog view my photos
Oct 31, 2007 | 8:00 AM

Q. What do goblins and ghosts drink when they're hot and thirsty on Halloween? A. Ghoul-aid!!!

Q. What is a Mummie's favorite type of music? A. Wrap!!!!!

Q. Why do demons and ghouls hang out together? A. Because demons are a ghouls best friend!

Q. What's a monster's favorite bean? A. A human bean.

Q. Why can't the boy ghost have babies? A. Because he has a Hallo-weenie.

Q. What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A. A sand-witch.

Q. Where does a ghost go on Saturday night? A. Anywhere where he can boo-gie.

Q. What did the skeleton say to the vampire? A. You suck.
Cuteypops read my blog view my photos
Oct 31, 2007 | 8:24 AM

Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist?
To improve his bite...

What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite...

Why do witches use brooms to fly on?
Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy...

How do witches keep their hair in place while flying?
With scare spray...

What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck...

Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately...

Why don't skeletons ever go out on the town?
Because they don't have any body to go out with...

What do ghosts add to their morning cereal?
Booberries...

What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Casketball...
rosie read my blog view my photos
Oct 31, 2007 | 10:50 AM

why did the canibal get exspelled from school.... he was caught buttering up the teacher

this is a true one, this lil boy come to the house with nothing on but boxer shorts... when i opened the door he yelled, trick or treat, he took the candy and left.... a lil later he came back, and yells trick or treat... i said you were just here, and he said i know... i said well what are ya, and he said well the first time i was "rocky", and now i am the first sequel, and i'll be back 3 more times lady....
rosie read my blog view my photos
Oct 31, 2007 | 10:53 AM

what do skeletons order in restarunts,..... spare ribs
cabowabostl read my blog view my photos
Oct 31, 2007 | 2:08 PM

Must be a STL thing. In Chicago suburbs and Cleveland suburbs there are no jokes. The little boy in MAryland Heights who first told me a joke must have wondered why I had a strange look on my face..I was like what is he talking about...but he came back every year with a new joke!
Page 1 of 1


Write your comment below:




RedAlert

Hi, Randi Naughton here...I call myself "Red Alert" I co-anchor the news on the morning show....good thing because I'm a morning person. Would love to hear from you. Talk to me!

Member Since: 9/14/2006


 

View All Photos