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by LambChopSushi from Blogland

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Simple Politics
Feb 15, 2008 | 4:16 PM
Category: Political
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This is worth a re-post! --Still true, no matter how old it is!!

http://jackson.ifas.ufl.edu/bse.htm

Politics Explained as Cows

SOCIALISM You have two cows. You keep one and give one to your neighbor.

COMMUNISM You have two cows. The government takes them both and provides you with milk.

FASCISM You have two cows. The government takes them and sells you the milk.

BUREAUCRACY You have two cows. The government takes them both, shoots one, milks the other, pays you for the milk, and then pours it down the drain.

CAPITALISM You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.

CORPORATE You have two cows. You sell one, force the other to produce the milk of four cows, then act surprised when it drops dead.

DEMOCRACY You have two cows. The government taxes you to the point that you must sell them both in order to pay the taxes to support a man in a foreign country who has only one cow which was a gift from your government.




LambChopSushi

Dudes, I brought home the Gold Medal, Nov 24th 2007 at the International Judo Tournament! Woo yeh! I DON'T NEED you TO LIKE ME. ;) If you do, Great, if not, oh well. I'm not an expert at anything, but I can throw a knife pretty dang well!:) Anyone interested in Eschatology?

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