Tid-Bits for the Little People

I feel like I should be shocked at Hillary Clinton's RACIST statements this week but, I remembered who she really  is...and found them "par for the course."
If you don't know what I'm referring to, I'll clue you in:

She said that White Americans are the ONLY hard-working Americans.

So, in honor of her many accomplishments, I've decided to join the committee to erect the Hillary R. Clinton Memorial.

The Monument.......
We originally wanted to put her on Mt. Rushmore, until we discovered there was not enough room for two more faces.

We then decided to erect a statue of Hillary in the Washington, D.C. Hall Of Fame. We were in a quandary as to where the statue should be placed. It was not proper to place it beside the statue of George Washington (who never told a lie), or beside her husband, William Jefferson Clinton (who never told the truth), since Hillary could never tell the difference.

We finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus, the greatest Democrat of them all. He left, not knowing where he was going and, when he got there, he didn't know where he was. He returned, not knowing where he had been, and did it all on somebody else's money.

Thank you,
Hillary R. Clinton Monument Committee

P.S.: The Committee has raised a whopping
$1.35 so far.

Take the Bird-feeder DOWN!!!

I bought a bird feeder. I hung
it on my back porch and filled
it with seed. What a beauty of
a bird feeder it was, as I filled it
lovingly with seed. Within a
week we had hundreds of birds
taking advantage of the
continuous flow of free and
easily accessible food.

But then the birds started
building nests in the boards
of the patio, above the table,
and next to the barbecue.

Then came the poop. It was
everywhere; on the patio tile,
the chairs, the table .
everywhere!

Then some of the birds
turned mean. They would
dive bomb me and try to
peck me, even though I had
fed them out of my own
pocket.

And others birds were
boisterous and loud. They
sat on the feeder and
squawked and screamed at
all hours of the day and night,
and demanded that I fill it,
when it got low on food.

After a while, I couldn't even
sit on my own back porch
anymore. So I took down the
bird feeder, and in three days,
the birds were gone. I cleaned
up their mess and took down
the many nests they had built
all over the patio.

Soon, the back yard was like
it used to be....quiet, serene,
and no one demanding their
rights to a free meal.

Now let's see.
Our government gives out
free food, subsidized housing,
free medical care, and free
education and allows anyone
born here to be an automatic
citizen.

Then the illegals came by the
tens of thousands. Suddenly
our taxes went up to pay for
free services; small apartments
are housing 5 families; you
have to wait 6 hours to be seen
by an emergency room doctor;
your child's 2nd grade class is
behind other schools because
over half the class doesn't speak English.

Corn Flakes now come in a
bi-lingual box; I have to
'press one' to hear my bank
talk to me in English, and
people are waving flags other
than 'Old Glory' and
squawking and screaming
in the streets, demanding
more rights and free liberties.

Just my opinion, but maybe
it's time for the government
to take down the bird feeder.


-Anonymous e-mail

Here's what a Democratic Congress
can do for you:
Part 1
Remember the election in 2006? Thought you might like to read the following:

A little over one year ago...

1) Consumer confidence stood at a 2 1/2 year high
2) Regular gasoline was $2.19/gallon
3) The unemployment rate was 4.5%

Since voting in a Democratic Congress
in 2006 we have seen...

1) Consumer confidence plummet
2) The cost of regular gasoline soar to
over $3.50/gallon
3) Unemployment is up to 5% (a 10% increase)
4) American households have seen $2.3 trillion in
equity value evaporate (stock and mutual fund
losses)
5) Americans have seen their home equity drop by
$1.2 trillion dollars
6) 1% of American homes are in foreclosure

America voted for change in 2006, and we got it!

Remember: it's Congress that makes law, not the President. He has to work with what's handed to him.

Part 2

Taxes...Whether Democrat or a Republican,
you will find these statistics enlightening and amazing.        

http://www.taxfoundation.org/publications/show/151.ht
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Taxes under Clinton 1999      Taxes under Bush 2008
Single making 30K - tax $8,400              Single making 30K - tax $4,500
Single making 50K - tax $14,000            Single making 50K - tax $12,500
Single making 75K - tax $23,250            Single making 75K - tax $18,750
Married making 60K - tax $16,800          Married making 60K- tax $9,000
Married making 75K - tax $21,000          Married making 75K - tax $18,750
Married making 125K - tax $38,750        Married making 125K - tax $31,250



(Both democratic candidates will return
to the higher tax rates)

It is amazing how many people that fall into the categories above think Bush is screwing them and Bill Clinton was the greatest President ever! If Obama or Hillary are elected, they both say they will repeal the Bush tax cuts and a good portion of the people that fall into the categories above can't wait for it to happen. This is like the movie The Sting with Paul Newman; you scam somebody out of some money and they don't even know what happened.
Part 3

You think the war in Iraq is costing us too much?
Read this:
Boy am I confused. I have been hammered with the propaganda that, it is the Iraq war, and the war on terror that is bankrupting us. I now find that to be RIDICULOUS.

I hope the following 14 reasons are enough to convince some of you "head-in-sand" idiots to "think again" when it comes to voting. I have included the URL (for verification) of each of the following facts:
1. $11 - $22 billion are spent on welfare to illegal aliens each year by state governments. Verify at: http://tinyurl.com/zob77
2. $2.2 Billion dollars a year are spent on food assistance programs such as food stamps, WIC, and free school lunches for illegal aliens.
Verify at: http://www.cis..org/articles/2004/fiscalexec.htm
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3. $2.5 Billion dollars a year are spent on Medicaid for illegal aliens.
Verify at: http://www.cis..org/articles/2004/fiscalexec
.html 4. $12 Billion dollars a year are spent on primary and secondary school education for children here illegally... and they cannot speak a word of English!
Verify at: http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0604/
01/ldt.0.html
5. $17 Billion dollars a year are spent for education for the American-born children of illegal aliens, known as "anchor babies." Verify at: http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0604/
01/ldt.01.html 6. $3 Million Dollars a DAY are spent to incarcerate illegal aliens.
Verify at: http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0604
/01/ldt.01.html
7. 30% percent of all Federal Prison inmates are illegal aliens.
Verify at: http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0604/
01/ldt.01.html
8. $90 Billion Dollars a year is spent on illegal aliens for Welfare & social services by the American taxpayers. Verify at: http://premium.cnn.com/TRANSCIPTS/0610/29/ld
t.01.html
9. $200 Billion Dollars a year in suppressed American wages are caused by the illegal aliens. Verify at: http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0604/01/ldt.01.h
tml
10. The Illegal Aliens have a crime rate that's two and a half times that of "white" non-illegal aliens. In particular, their children, are going to make a huge additional crime problem in the US.
Verify at:
http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0606/1
2/ldt.01.html
11. During the year of 2005 there were 4 to 10 MILLION illegal aliens that crossed our Southern Border. Also, as many as 19,500 illegal aliens came in from Terrorist Countries. Millions of pounds of drugs like cocaine, meth, heroin and marijuana, crossed into the U. S from the Southern border.
Verify at: Homeland Security Report: http://tinyurl.com/t9sht
12. The National Policy Institute estimated that the total cost of mass deportation would be between $206 and $230 billion or an average cost of between $41 - $46 billion annually over a five year period.
Verify at: http://www.nationalpolicyinstitute.org/pdf/d
eportation.pdf
13. In 2006, illegal aliens sent $45 BILLION in remittances back to their countries of origin.
Verify at: http://www.rense.com/general75/niht.htm

14. The Dark Side of Illegal Immigration: Nearly One Million Sex Crimes Committed by Illegal Immigrants In The United States.
Verify at: http://www.drdsk.com/articleshtml

The total cost is a whopping $338.3 BILLION DOLLARS A YEAR. Are we THAT stupid?
If this doesn't bother you then, just stick your head back in the sand. If, on the other hand, it does raise the hair on the back of your neck, I hope you forward it to every legal resident in the country, including every representative in Washington, D.C. - five times a week for as long as it takes to restore some semblance of intelligence in our policies and enforcement thereof.

-Anonymous

It always amazes me how people can (with a certain genuineness) go on TV and blame the Government for something that is clearly someone else's fault.
Case in point:

I was watching a Latino-glorifying show on PBS last night. The host was clearly trying to push an anti-government-policy-agenda. Any fool could see that! Her guests were making the points that, when illegal immigrants come to this country, and have citizen babies, and then get deported leaving their kids behind, it is somehow the government's fault! Or, when illegal immigrants come to this country dragging their illegal babies with them, and the babies grow to be kids in THIS country, but then they ALL get deported (for their crimes), that it's somehow the fault of OUR government that the kids are now in a country they don't know, and have a hard time fitting-in to.

Of course, it couldn't be the fault of the parents themselves, as they were only trying to make a better way for their family. Yeah, right! That BS has already been proven to be just a lie they tell to cover the truth. They even admit as much. So who are they trying to fool? ALL of the mooks who watch these programs without testing what they hear. The parents are making the decisions to put their kids through these uncertain situations, and it's the parents who should be blamed! You don't do something illegal, and then when you get caught, blame the person who caught you. That's the oldest trick in the book...and it shouldn't still be fooling Americans. But, it's all part of their plan, you see? Or, maybe you don't. Maybe you're one of those people who believes eveything you hear and read from the liberal media idiots. If you are...God help you when the doo doo hits the fan!!