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by Hittokiri_korru from The Hidden Villiage

Last Post 2 days, 4 hours Ago


 I'm a Democrat but even I got a laugh out of this.

I bought a new GMC Sierra and returned to the dealer yesterday because I couldn't get the radio to work. 
The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated. 

'Nelson,' the salesman said to the radio.  The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?' 
 
'Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road Again' came from the speakers. 

Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant 'Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson. 

I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, 'Beethoven,' I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, 'Beatles,' I'd get one of their awesome songs. 

Yesterday, some Mexican ran a red light and nearly creamed my new truck, but I swerved in time to avoid them. I yelled, 'jacka**'

Immediately the Iranian National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and Barbara Streisand, backed up by Michael Moore and The Dixie Chicks, with John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums, Dan Rather on harmonica, Nancy Pelosi on tambourine, Harry Reid on spoons, Bill Clinton on sax and Ted Kennedy On Scotch.

Dang, I LOVE this truck!
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mjkn read my blog
Aug 10, 2008 | 8:39 PM

cute!!! very cute!!!

sofakingdabest read my blog view my photos
Aug 11, 2008 | 11:13 AM

Hardy, har har.

caseyjones38 read my blog view my photos
Aug 11, 2008 | 3:32 PM

It`s a good thing you didn`t holler "Dumb F_ _ K" ! The radio would have played "Hail to the Chief" with Dick Cheney, Condaleeza Rice, Scooter Libby, Karl Rove, and the Suckass Chorus all singing background. Followed by John Mc Cain`s rendition of "Born to Lose".

Hittokiri_korru read my blog view my photos
Aug 11, 2008 | 3:50 PM

good one casey

Wernerd630 read my blog view my photos
Aug 11, 2008 | 7:33 PM

can you say "Ozzie"?

CAKhomelodge read my blog view my photos
Aug 28, 2008 | 8:39 AM

to funny guys!

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Hittokiri_korru

I am 19 years old, a raised Catholic but Agnostic and I work at a bowling ally as a pinchaser (also known as a pin monkey). My hobbies include reading manga, playing chess in which my ELO rating is 1135, watching anime, messing with technology although my internet slang vocabulary is rather poor, and I am a 4th Kyu (green Belt) in Traditional Chinese Kenpo where I am also participating in Shoot-fighting. I intend to teach Karate for a living. I'm not the kind of person to boycott, protest or march because of something, whether or not I believe in it. However I would like to note that I have been boycotting McDonald's since August 2007, I intend to continue until they offer the regular menu at all hours. My website is http://jinchu.weebly.com/

Member Since: 5/3/2007