Hittokiri's Hara-Kiri Forum

I got this from a forwarded e-mail, enjoy.

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:

DIRTY ROOM

 
 

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

 
 

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

 
 

DESPERATION:

When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

 
 

THE EYES:!
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

 
 

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

 
 

THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

 
 

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

 
 

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

 
 

ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

 
 

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

 
 

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

 
 

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

 
 

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

 
 

AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:

MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER