X- Files

This is a call to the Grand Master Flash of the Blogs . My philosophy is when in doubt go to the expert . He has dealt with similar tactics and has triumphed

Recently , I made a few innocent remarks on one of the Teflon Twinzors numerous rambling and incoherent chatroom blogs and The Rusted Queen twisted my observation into one of her nasty tirades .

Lawsuits and law enforcement threats ensued .Modus operandi from the Siamese twins

When can I start expecting the magazine subscriptions to arrive and can I choose from a list that the Publisher Clearing house offers?

Jet, Women’s Health , AARP and In Touch Weekly would be a good start . Maybe this selection would help me connect on a higher lever to the over the hill gang .

In the meantime , I need a good lawyer and would appreciate Grimsley referring me to his Law firm

Doctor_Is_In is Lee on your speed dial and could you ring him up?

A new blogger , Mr Mc , stepped into the snake pit and got reamed a new one . Nobody said blogging is a bed of roses .

He got his fill and decided to filter his comments .

Well , lookee here! The very same feature that the blogging elite , the " Grand Ol' Guard " have demanded from the Admin so they could screen the un-wanted riff-raff from their sanctimonious blogs is now a subject of derision so that the Banned One feels it's worthy to dedicate a blog to Mr.Mc.

So , it's ok for "GOG" to turn off comments and to delete at will and to write dedication blogs and accuse people of stalking , but if a newbie doesn't lay it all out there like a lamb to slaughter , well , we'll get him , my pretty .

Fox4blogs as to E-Harmony.com as to Chemistry.com . Find a match in 6 months or we will give you 6 more months free .

The Rusted Queen thinks the blogs might be closed .

Not so fast . Matches made in Heaven don’t happen often .

LDS and POV have such a torrid love affair going on , with multiple Public Displays of Affection , that many wonder why they don’t just get a Room .

The Crush between The Teflon Twinzors and The Grimster reminds me of 3rd grade . The Grimster is merely pulling their pigtails . The Twin Twinzors scream “Stalker” but we all know the Twins love the attention .

Go with your heart

I dealt with a case once where crybabies , who consistently cried to the Day Care nannies , wound up being left in the Day Care Van with the windows rolled up in the heat of the summer .

 Justice takes many forms .

The case never made it to the Grand Jury because no crime was committed .

The Crybaby Case  was closed  : Quit crying . Let go of the nannies hand .

 Blog or go Home because the Van is not kind .

Curious , an informant went missing after swearing to quit the blogs if something wasn't done about a perceived miscarriage of social injustice

The Presiding Judge T rendered a decision . 

A gasp from the courtroom gallery . Snitches Get Stitches

Curiously still , an Alter appeared shortly thereafter .

It is always awkward doing business with an alias.

Dear me! What a chorus of groans, cries and bleatings! What a rag-bag of singular happenings! . . . Bleat, Watson, unmitigated bleat!

It is a very good thing that Jesus never got sick

Just think if he went to Parkland , got medical treatment , received his bill , but figured he didn't owe anybody anything just because of his service to mankind

The phrase , "What Would Jesus Do?" would not be the inspirational mantra that it is

Just another deadbeat