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Hey guys...think women can't drive??
Feb 15, 2007 | 5:53 PM
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I received this joke in an email today and I thought you'd all get a kick out of it too. 

Enjoy!!

 

This morning on Highway 41, I looked over to my left and there was a
woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph with her face up next to her
rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.

I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was
halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.
 
As a man, I don't scare easily.   But she scared me so much; I dropped
my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand.

In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees
against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear
which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned Big Jim
and the Twins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers,and
disconnected an important call.

Damn women drivers!!

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GOOTS read my blog view my photos
Feb 15, 2007 | 6:25 PM

to funny...
marley read my blog
Feb 15, 2007 | 8:57 PM

Loved it
puckhead read my blog view my photos
Feb 15, 2007 | 9:43 PM

good one Erin........how true , how true . Hey thanks to you and your husband for your service , to our country . I have family in Euphreda ,Wa. and in Seattle . The Northern West coast is so beutiful . Wow , I was amazed at some of the views up there . Love the Seattle , music scene , great clubs . Great Food . Really nice place......I loved it .
Opinion_Guy read my blog view my photos
Feb 16, 2007 | 2:10 AM

Women drivers, why I always lay the book down when one is passing me.

O_G
jeanette read my blog view my photos
Feb 16, 2007 | 3:34 AM

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Good one.
ErinG read my blog view my photos
Feb 16, 2007 | 7:06 AM

Glad everyone enjoyed it!

Thanks puckhead, and thank you to you too for all that you and your family do! So you have family in apple country as well?? I'm guessing you're referring to Ephrata in eastern Wasthington? That's over where most of my family is, in the Wentachee Valley.
It's so beautiful over there when the apple trees are in bloom. I'm not sure if you know this but newtostlouis is also from Seattle. What a small world!
G35Ryda read my blog view my photos
Feb 16, 2007 | 7:40 AM

Too freakin funny! Thanks for the laugh.

Ryda
jana read my blog view my photos
Feb 19, 2007 | 8:19 AM

Hi Erin! I just heard about a get-together coming up soon. Would it be ok if I came also? I've been blogging for sometime, but just recently made some new friends. My mom recently passed, and the amount of support I found here was amazing to say the least! I would love to meet some of these wonderful people. Oh, and I do have a bus! If anyone needs a ride on the Ill side. My email is jdelbe@sbcglobal.net. Thanks! Jana
jana read my blog view my photos
Feb 19, 2007 | 8:21 AM

ErinG read my blog view my photos
Feb 19, 2007 | 3:53 PM

Hi jana! Of course you can join us...we'd love to have you!!!
Email me at fox2blog_bloggettes@yahoo.com and I'll add you to the list of people wanting to go to our girls night out!
jana read my blog view my photos
Feb 21, 2007 | 7:46 AM

Hey Erin: Hows it going? Email me sometime if you get a chance. I'll chat with you later, have a great one!
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It's just me...Erin G. I'm married with 4 kids and two cats. My hubby and I just moved to Colorado Springs, CO. The Army said go, so it was bye-bye Scott AFB, hello Ft. Carson. Oh but it was hard to leave! In the 3 years we were in Illinois/St Louis Metro area I met so many wonderful people, got to meet Rachael Ray with Randi Naughton from Fox, became a Bloggette (WOOT WOOT!), met so many others from Fox 2 and the blogs and forged everlasting friendships (girls, ya know who you are!), and last but not least, became an STLMom. So it is without hesitation that I can and will say that I truly loved my time in the St Louis metro and I will certainly miss each and every one of you who have been a part of my life the last three years! Just remember...it's never goodbye...just see ya lata! So until we meet again...BLOG ON my friends! Peace, Love and Hugz!

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