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by Cline from Glendale

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After a few years of private counseling and hypnotherapy practice on Hollywood Boulevard during the 1980s/90s, I concluded that human beings are omnisexual creatures!

If another creature or object stands still or moves in an appropriate way, at a convenient time or place, some human from somewhere will find it sexually attractive.

Once we accept that fact, the notion begun by Sigmund Freud that there are distinctive psychiatric diagnoses for our proclivities and preferences in private and public relationships becomes irrelevant silliness.

Heterophobes and Homophobes can relax, live, love, laugh and be happy.  (To paraphrase an old song.)

Blessed Be!

Cline.

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beepbeep read my blog view my photos
Sep 10, 2007 | 5:10 PM

Hey Cline, reminds me of something from the Kinsey report.

Cline read my blog view my photos
Sep 11, 2007 | 8:30 AM

beepbeep! Kinsey failed to recognize that heterosexuals are homophobes and homosexuals are heterophobes !?! ;-)

OClee read my blog
Sep 11, 2007 | 10:14 PM

My lab doesn't care if he humps a boy dog, girl dog or even a special human and he's been fixed. I love him just the way he is, albeit a little embarrassing sometimes. Even if he was a "real boy" i'd love him anyway he wanted to go! God blesses all us creatures!

DfDeportation read my blog view my photos
Sep 12, 2007 | 7:40 AM

Sorry, homomsexuality is not a normal choice. Doesn't mean we have to burn people out of their homes either for being of a depraved mind. Keep it in the closet, where it belongs. Thank you.

jcb4mdc read my blog view my photos
Sep 12, 2007 | 1:07 PM

Where there's good sex, have it! Let it be good and proper!

DfDeportation read my blog view my photos
Sep 12, 2007 | 6:33 PM

jc,

What would you consider GOOD and PROPER sex?

Hotmamajama read my blog view my photos
Sep 12, 2007 | 7:16 PM

RE: post-Yeah, well old Sigmund wasn't all that sane either.

Are you referring to inanimate objects?
I hear that's all the rage.....

DfDeportation read my blog view my photos
Sep 12, 2007 | 7:21 PM

jcb4? What say you??

asnapper read my blog view my photos
Sep 12, 2007 | 9:21 PM

Oclee, your funny your dog doesnt care as long as he has sex with something.

OClee read my blog
Sep 13, 2007 | 12:20 AM

He may have blood lines to Alabama, come to think of it.........hee hee

Actually, he was born in Mission Viejo, CA and knows what he wants and doesn't care who gets disgusted. However, he has been thrown out of a couple of dog parks. We just accept him the way he is...

asnapper read my blog view my photos
Sep 13, 2007 | 4:26 AM

OClee you are so funny..been thrown out of a dark park...thats hilarious

Cline read my blog view my photos
Sep 13, 2007 | 3:00 PM

To All -- I've counseled humans whose love-lives included other humans, animals, inanimate objects -- for 1 male there was a shower floor drain! for 1 female there was a bed post! And what about the guy whose problem was that his dominatrix mistress forced him to sign all of the checks in his joint checking account. What should he tell his wife that won't make her mad enough to divorce him. OMNISEXUALS are everywhere!

scooch read my blog view my photos
Sep 13, 2007 | 5:35 PM

Oclee you have an "Inbreeder" Ha ha. Well just keep it at home or the Dog Park maybe? Cline I find you very interesting as usual.

asnapper read my blog view my photos
Sep 13, 2007 | 8:23 PM

cline...people are as just as bad as animals...a bed post you got to be kidding

Cline read my blog view my photos
Sep 13, 2007 | 10:24 PM

asnapper - no joke! And my pastoral counseling advice to the guy with the signed check book was "1st close the joint checking account." I don't remember what lie he told his wife to explain why he did it. :-)

marv read my blog view my photos
Sep 14, 2007 | 1:14 PM

visually attractive? does not mean i'd want to be inside it. visual medium. aural medium. clothing makes a nice book cover. she was perfect until she opened her mouth and spoke. an idea for a study. attractive woman on video, then using diff verbal dubs, which is most attractive? different tonal pitch, accent, try a caucasian beauty with a black accent, hispanic accent, british, french, italian, german, japanese, korean. how should be score which combination of accent and face is highest? someone who knows this communications stuff comment!

asnapper read my blog view my photos
Sep 14, 2007 | 3:37 PM

marv...could you repeat that in simple english...lol

Ellafrella read my blog view my photos
Sep 14, 2007 | 4:29 PM

Attraction:

"Things Women Won't Tell You"!

Women will rarely ever reveal the real secrets for generating ATTRACTION with them.

The reason is that most women are not even conscious of what generates ATTRACTION inside them.

The few women aware of these mechanisms DON'T want you to know about them....

Because, Then, You'll Have The Power To Emotionally Compel Women To Want And Reach And Chase For More Of You, Leaving Them No Choice But To Feel Attraction Toward You!

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marv read my blog view my photos
Sep 14, 2007 | 4:48 PM

snaps, here is an example. let's take ch 5 female Leila Feinstein. she is reading a weather forecast. overdud her normal verbal presentation with someone else's voice. get a focus group to view the talking face but with a voice which has an accent. then develop a method of deternining the most desire of viewers and tell me which accent/tonal pitch wins!

Moogie read my blog view my photos
Sep 14, 2007 | 6:00 PM

I vote for an Italian accent for women (but I am not a man, so that's just a guess).

In a man I vote for. Nevermind.

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Cline

Cline Clark is just your average 80-year-old-kid successfully controlling his inner-grumpy-old-man. He lives in Glendale, over the hill and across the river from Hollywood, with Alma, his wife of 47 years. Cline enjoys strolling "The Boulevard" and sometimes grabbing photo-ops with celebrities. A showbiz kind of guy in 1940s-50s New Orleans' Vieux Carre (French Quarter), he never fully recovered from his applause-addiction! In 1999 he took a shot at movie production -- "Legacy of Evil." About a week before the first scheduled shoot, Feb. 2000, he came down with conjestive heart failure. During his 2-week hospital stay, his moneybags angel flew away. He has experienced 73% of the 20th Century (35% of U.S. History) including combat action at Iwo Jima. Since 1954 he devoted himself to an in-depth study of the underpinnings of religious and political mind-controlling propaganda -- and personal commitment to the pursuit of dialog with the "Cosmic Universal Order" (Dark Matter/Energy). From 1980 to 1990 he taught "Self-Programming Self-Hypnosis" every quarter at Los Angeles City College Community Services in Hollywood. Speaker, Author, Hypnotist, and self-proclaimed "Spiritual Anthropologist," Cline continues his private, personal counseling practice via email and telephone (clineclark.com/liveadvic
e). He loves teaching, writing about, and discussing his personal adventures, discoveries, and predictions of future events in today's dawning of the Age of Aquarius self-publishing electronic "Reports," and Print-On-Demand Books linked at www.clineclark.com and posts frequently updated remarks: clineclark.com/podcast.mp
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