Carmel's Blog

 

UFO ! Believe it! or not!

There I was in the middle of the desert when suddenly there was a light I could hear the howling of the coyote... as I stood still I felt the earth move -suddenly the light struck me blind! Darkness bestowed on me but in my time of danger I was able to capture the moment!( With my camera). I tried to run for my life but my body stood still my brain and legs were disconected I was in two minds ...I had no control! I was overwhelmed by fear! Suddenly I saw another light and right before me was the hand of God! "Come" HE SAYS ,take your camera and develop the film and show the world and you will make plenty of money so you can have your plastic surgery! With this in mind I saw the light that led me to safety (my cell phone) -so I called a limo and I told him to take me to LA LA LAND so I might fit in silicon city and I will be just like those plastic  fantastic people!
The end!
Buy a copy please 1 dollar for a pic! Need a million people then ill be millionaire and I will fit in perfectly! PS SORRY... DON'T HAVE PIC OF BIG FOOT!

As I get older I'm realizing I'm becoming very vain, why is that? ...It never used to bother me how I looked and suddenly I'm thinking what I would like to have done to my body

 

Tummy tuck here - lift there... I’d give my body to a plastic surgeon and I would say ‘Fix it’

 

 But at what price… Russian Roulette would be the game? I’m pretty happy with my looks ...I’m 51and I don’t want to look like my face has been stretched why do we feel we need to look younger ...WHY IS THAT?

  I’M WHAT THEY CALL A REAL WOMAN... I HAVE BEEN TOLD SO MANY TIMES -SO AS A REAL WOMAN I SHOULD BE HAPPY WITH IN MY SKIN

 

THAT LOVELY LOOKING LADY THAT JUST DIED UNDER THE KNIFE ...DID SHE FEEL WHAT I'M FEELING, SHE LOOKED PERFECT TO ME

 

 NOW SHE IS DEAD AND HER SON WONT SEE HER EVER AGAIN IN THIS LIFE TIME...

I assure you, he is asking why

 IS VANITY A PART OF AGEING?OR DO WE BECOME VAIN BECAUSE WE ARE EXPOSED TO GLAMOUR IN OUR  DAILY WALKS 

EVERY DAY ON TV, THE RICH AND THE FAMOUS 

IN TODAYS SOCIETY DOES GETTING OLDER  SPELL 'VANITY' 

 BE HAPPY WITH IN OUR SKIN AND JUST GROW OLD GRACEFULLY

 I hope I can take my own advise

 

One thing I need to say I cant live without my lipstick I want to be burried with it.

SO IF YOU DECIDE TO HAVE PLASTIC SURGERY ASK YOURSELF .

DO I REALLY NEED IT?

 

 

 

Went to “The price is right” I had so much fun- I didn’t get called down, however I can tell you just seeing Drew Carey was enough for my adrenaline to go out of control .He was obliging and funny.I like him.

He took the time to sign a few autographs I was too shy to ask- I do get shy sometime...I just didn’t want to be rejected- I hate rejection By the time I got the nerve it was too late… hey I’m going to go again maybe next time I won’t be so shy.

Can't take credit for the title- however I have to say there is a witch-hunt on Brittany!

 I do not believe for one moment Brittany is a bad mom… she is just making mistakes over and over -one day she will learn and maybe pay for it when her children are older.

But for now leave the girl alone... let her search her own soul

 She is forever under a microscope and everything she does is magnified

 I really sympathize for the girl and feel empathy...those children are always going to have a meal and always be clothed I'm sure there are baby sitters and there is also her mom

That ex husband of hers is banking on all of this - he is a vulture and a greedy nobody and as for children’s services, go and do your job where its needed and stop manifesting yourself on to the girl leave her alone

And for any judge that can take those children away just because she’s a little wild when she goes out they need to go back for their degree cause you got to see it for what it is and that is a whole lot of bull!

 

The woman that thinks she scored by touching Tim McGraw's crotch

 

Had another thing coming ...His beautiful wife put her in her place

 

How embarrassing is that! she needs to cultivate her manners

 

 She should be charged for sexual harassment cause if it were a guy doing it to a female artist (touching her private parts) the body guards would’ve punched the hell out of him...

And then the cops would've arrested him.

When I met Bryan Adams I think that he was trying to get away from me but that's because I was telling him my life story all in the 30 seconds ... I knew all about him so I thought he should know about me. 

 

 

 

I REALLY DONT KNOW THE IN’S AND OUT OF THE ENTERTAIMENT BUSINESS

 

HOWEVER ONE THING I DO KNOW...

YOU CAN GO DOWN LIKE A TON OF BRICKS!

 

SO KELLY CLARKSON NO MATTER HOW BIG YOU’VE BECOME THERE IS ALWAYS A BIGGER FISH -IN YOUR CASE (THEE FISH)-IT WAS A WISE DESISION TO APOLOGISE TO THE BIG MAN CLIVE DAVIS 

I BELIEVE THERE WERE A FEW STARLETS IN THE PAST WHOSE HEADS SWELLED UP AND COULD'NT GET INSIDE THE DOOR...

BY THE WAY, LOVE YOU KELLY

MOCKING THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. I WONDER WHAT HE HAS TO SAY ABOUT IT ? I WONDER IF HE IS THICK SKIN... I WONDER IF HE WATCHES AND HAS A CHUCKLE

LIFE IS A STAGE AND HE IS SURELY PLAYING A PART OF IT I WONDER HOW IT WILL ALL END

 I work with the elderly; I’m in the Reminiscence dept in an assistant living home “Alzheimer’s” yes a disease that brings tears to my eyes… at times it’s like there’s an emptiness and just a shell of a human being depending how far gone and sometimes you cant help laughing, my excuse "I'm only human"... but the bottom line, this is serious sometimes I get chills at the thought that  I could be like them… the thought scares the hell out of me. But you know they might forget a lot of things but when they sang

"God bless America" there was a glow on their  faces and the words just flowed out with pride. They were so proud to sing the song... that I realized this is what America is all about "The People"

Those Famous words from JFK...  ITS NOT WHAT YOUR COUNTRY CAN DO FOR YOU
BUT WHAT YOU CAN DO FOR YOUR COUNTRY! So lets give to the Alzheimer's Foundation and destroy this crippling disease once and for all!

LONG LIVE AMERICA!

What is wrong with these celebrities! They have all the money in the world and they can’t have a designated driver… how idiotic is that!

Maybe they can’t distinguish the difference between real life and making a movie

Lindsey it is none of my business what you do but when you are over the limit and you are driving you are endangering lives any idiot knows that

 I hope it wasn’t all about upstaging Paris…

While we are on the subject on alcohol I want to say something we are all individuals

I’m not a drinker occasionally ill have a drink and honestly I don’t enjoy it at all

But ill tell you something I started drinking when I was about 8 years of age (Italian family)

We had our glass of wine at dinner time it was there for our taking I never liked it and I have never had a DUI and ill never will I get drunk on my own adrenaline

I would make the law at 18 to drink ,I'll tell you why… Teenagers will find a way to get their alcohol -someone will buy it for them and they will drink as much as they can compact it in the one session …drink till they drop!

 but allowing it and teaching them to drink in moderation you will get more stability its like the forbidden apple -the more you say no the more you want it

 I personally think if you’re a drinker in California you seem to be treated like a criminal

One scenario- you go to a nightclub around the corner from your house you have driven there but you realize you had too much to drink and you decide to walk home… however you are stumbling and the cops see you -they stop you and Bingo! you go to jail for being drunk in public!

 You got to give some slack just because you drink it doesn’t make you a criminal

But if you drink and drive then you deserve to pay for the consequences

So dear Lindsey you did the crime now do the time.        

 

 

 The wonders of Technology… to see Elvis perform on American Idol

was overwhelming ,it stirred me inside … for that moment I forgot that Elvis was gone from this earth .

Tears flowed right through the song I salute you Elvis Presley you will always be in my heart.  

I feel your pain and I understand a reaction but it’s not the child’s fault…you need to take a deep breath and understand your child …Calm down

Does a father love any less than a mother?
I have seen this happened more than once women using their childrens as pawns
I feel any man or woman using their off spring to their advantage are the most manipulative disgusting people in the universe
Not to mention the damage they can do to a child
the selfishness of a parent is hard to bear when it comes at a child’s expense / it’s a tug of war trying to score points
the only winners are the greedy Divorce Lawyers

Divorce a lingering bitter taste and it breaks your piggy bank (If you allow it)
Why cant Divorce be simple? Why cant two people get together in harmony for the sake of the children I sigh with sadness
I seen it happen to my husband and it broke my heart
When a father can’t see his child or has restrictions how do you think that makes him feel and when an ex wife has all the control and prefers to throw her child to the lions than the ex husband what form of comprehension is this …I too have seen this happened
Don’t brain wash a child against the other parent let the child grow up in harmony and let it decide for its self cause children are very smart and they will see the truth
I ask you let the children free of this hatred... what ever you feel keep it between you two
But on the other hand “Think” and say to yourself if we loved once there is no need to waste our energy in hating each other
cause in the end it will eat you alive don’t you prefer solace in your life then a bitter lingering pain!