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when Grandma goes to court
Mar 6, 2008 | 4:11 PM
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When Grandma Goes To Court Humor; Posted on: 2008-01-17 20:06:02 [ Print / Instant Flyer | Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.
  In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.'

The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?'

She again replied, 'Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a 
youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.'

The defense attorney nearly died.

The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said, 
  'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair
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jigsgirl read my blog view my photos
Mar 7, 2008 | 8:18 AM

My best friend sent me this the other day! This is so funny!! Had me almost crying I was laughing so hard.
quarryshark read my blog view my photos
Mar 7, 2008 | 8:43 AM

ROTFMAO!!!
Hittokiri_korru read my blog view my photos
Mar 7, 2008 | 12:52 PM

someone did post this a few weeks ago, but it is still funny.
lostinohio read my blog view my photos
Mar 7, 2008 | 5:24 PM

roflmao,
CAKhomelodge read my blog view my photos
Mar 7, 2008 | 5:29 PM

quarry- what's this ??? " ROTFMAO!!!" seems to be missing a "letter". well at least you gotta another laugh out of it.
lostinohio read my blog view my photos
Mar 8, 2008 | 8:18 AM

aw now come on cak,give quarry a break, he made of had jello on his mind lol
CAKhomelodge read my blog view my photos
Mar 8, 2008 | 9:04 AM

lost- honey- maybe the poor fellow's mind has turned to jello! ha! laughing. no responce from him!
lostinohio read my blog view my photos
Mar 8, 2008 | 3:03 PM

cak,ur rite never thought of that,hey quarry are u still with us???? lol
CAKhomelodge read my blog view my photos
Mar 8, 2008 | 3:10 PM

hey lost....maybe quarryshark got " lost "( sorry.haha) in all that snow ! ha maybe we should call " the search and rescue team". hahaha.
quarryshark read my blog view my photos
Mar 8, 2008 | 4:22 PM

Hey, what is this.....LOL
Be nice you two....:)

ROTFMAO
Rolling on the floor munching an orange

You never heard that one? Come on now..LOL
quarryshark read my blog view my photos
Mar 8, 2008 | 4:24 PM

I almost was lost in the snow coming home from work...LOL
Its nasty our girls, don't go out....:)
CAKhomelodge read my blog view my photos
Mar 8, 2008 | 5:47 PM

oh quarry..."ROTFMAO
Rolling on the floor munching an orange " my aren't we quick-witted? so pray tell what kind of an orange was it? hhmmmm
quarryshark read my blog view my photos
Mar 8, 2008 | 5:51 PM

Orange jello :P
CAKhomelodge read my blog view my photos
Mar 8, 2008 | 5:57 PM

to be frank my dear... that is not what you said...to be technical... jello is totaly NOT the same as an orange- orange jello is a flavor. so my dear :P back at cha. ha
quarryshark read my blog view my photos
Mar 8, 2008 | 5:59 PM

LOL...Ok then...manderin(sp).....there, feel better
:)
lostinohio read my blog view my photos
Mar 8, 2008 | 6:01 PM

hey cak,ur rite jello is a flavor,must you must admit quarry was quick witted with that one, quarry im glad u didn;t get lost then cak and i would have to call search and rescue,i got to go tomm to work ugh dont wanna
quarryshark read my blog view my photos
Mar 8, 2008 | 6:03 PM

Jeez you two....LOL.
Women.....LOL.
Be careful going to work, I'm sure it will still be a mess in the AM.
lostinohio read my blog view my photos
Mar 9, 2008 | 12:53 PM

hey we can say the same thing about MEN lol,hey quary it was a mess this am i was supposed to work but i couldnt get my car out of my parking spot so much snow piled behind it, thank goodness its clearing up,got to work midnite shift tonite,wow what a storm,
quarryshark read my blog view my photos
Mar 9, 2008 | 1:48 PM

Ya it was something!
Looks like our street is finally clear. I'm gonna take the kids skiing.
I think there is enough snow....lol
lostinohio read my blog view my photos
Mar 9, 2008 | 4:04 PM

ya think lol, i was watching the news and they were showing people in willouby at todd field sled riding even the newscaster took a spin down the hill,it was a hoot to watch,i hope u guys have fun sking
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